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Old Sep 27th, 2004, 01:12 AM       
So I give my ID to the bouncer or whatever. My birthdate: 9-28-83

BOUNCER: What's today's date?
ME: The 26th.

I FUCKING COCKBLOCKED MYSELF

For real, I can't fucking lie about ANYTHING.

I totally hate myself now

Anyway theres more to the story but telling it right now would just remind me of how much I fucking suck sometimes.

STAY AWAY FROM THIS SELLER. A sad deal. F minus.
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