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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 10:46 PM        "...forget it"
Yo Bush, a suggestion...

Stop telling jokes to yourself, wipe the spittle off your mouth and at least try to act like a presidential candidate. Jackass...
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 10:54 PM       
If he really had a mike in his ear, Karl Rove would have told him to lick that spit off his lip a long time ago.
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Old Oct 13th, 2004, 11:06 PM       
I really think thats an....exaggeration!
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 09:06 AM       
watching Bush when Kerry was talking was interesting...the rapid eye movement...rapid blinking...jerky head movements....
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 09:45 AM       
He has a really annoying voice. It goes up at the end of his sentences, like he wants your confirmation. He talks as if he constantly wants you to say: "yes, true" or "I believe you". He also wants that applause. Really does. You can see he's destabilised when he said something he should get applause for, and he doesn't get it. These are not traits a person who tells the truth posesses. A liar wants confirmation from you, all the time, a man who speaks the truth couldn't care less if you believe what he says or not.
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 01:35 PM       
You could totally see him yearning for laughs and applause, like a bad stand up on open mike night at "Fun-E-Bonze!"

All he needed was a brick wall behidn him.
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 01:53 PM       


"They always laughed at that one in practice... What's wrong
with these people!"
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 01:56 PM       


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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 01:58 PM       
I love how he dismissed the mainstream press with that witty little jab, and then immediately cited some think tank as the basis of his policy. :/
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 02:02 PM       
"I'm not so sure it's... credible to... quote... "leading news organizations" about—oh, never mind."
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Old Oct 14th, 2004, 02:14 PM       


"COME ON, Guys! This is the A material!"
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Old Oct 15th, 2004, 01:57 PM       
George should be a stand up comedian for a living. He's funnier than a lot of black comedians and at the same time, he remains much more stupid. "How does he do it" I ask.
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 02:16 AM       
Quote:
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If he really had a mike in his ear, Karl Rove would have told him to lick that spit off his lip a long time ago.








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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 02:20 AM       
Now THAT'S comedy!!
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 07:42 AM       
Is it just me, or is my last post screwing up this thread? If anyone else has the same problem, could a mod delete it?
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 11:03 AM       
I don't know I think your second to last post was the best thing in this thread.
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 11:06 AM       
Oh, I meant it screwed it up technically. The two last images won't show properly, and when I try to reload the page, I just get a plank page with a red x.

Thanks, though.
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 11:07 AM       
That's 'blank' page.
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 11:30 AM       
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 12:55 PM       
- Pjalne's investigative reporting!
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Old Oct 16th, 2004, 02:18 PM       
Pjalne makes me happy...on the inside...unlike Emu who is stupid.
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