Sticky: What do you like about the opposite sex?

[ThisIsWitty]

How they make you ask for things. And sometimes if you're bad they'll get the toys. And you wait for hours for them to come back. And your wrists start to hurt because they're tied to tight. And after a few days how you get so thirsty from waiting, then they come back with the dog bowl. But you don't care because it has water in it. Then as you're drinking she starts to put things where they don't belong. And sometimes how they know right when to stop the whipping. I love that.