Amber's Love advice..

[Lenor]

Come all come here and tell me your problems..

[adept_ninja]

Your still living is my biggest problem

[Lenor]

do I know you? or did you just happen to fall face first into my thread and decide to spit shit out of your ass???

[Helm]

for all your computer needs

[Schizophrenia]

Sure, I have a problem...

I ate my mouse. Not the animal kind, either.

[Lenor]

HELM HELM HELM HELM HELM HELM HELM HELM HELM HELM HELM HELM HELM HELM HEML EMLH MLEH HELM MELH HEML LEHM LHEM LMEH EMLH ELHM ELMH


:keep my dogs on a short leash:

[Lenor]

well at least if its a led mouse you can expect to light up everytime you move!

[WhiteRat]

Apparantly my machinery is falling apart.

[Lenor]

well maybe if you didnt play with it so much it wouldnt break down!

[Jeanette X]

Hey Amber, what can I do to get my legs to stop cramping at the moment I approach orgasm? It's really a pain to have to stretch before I have sex.

[James]

Lenor is telling me to come. But she has to do it in a really sexy way if she really wants me to.

[ziggytrix]

I got an itch and it's makin me scratch

[Lenor]

ziggy, stop scratching, your only gonna get herpes in your eye

and uhh.. guys like flexibility so maybe you might wanna stretch befor sex, then the guy can get you up the ass while you eat out his!!!!

bet you never thought of that did ya????

[WTF]

Explain to me how is it possible that a woman can ejaculate.

[McMock]

Advice from a woman, eh?

Bring me a beer.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Originally Posted by WTF

Explain to me how is it possible that a woman can ejaculate.

FAIL

[WTF]

Originally Posted by EisigerBiskuit

FAIL

Then explain why woman normally ejaculate during G-spot orgasms? Some squirt and some just stream. Is it urine? Is it from the glands? Please help, because if I have to buy one more big towel to put under my girlfriends ass just before she decides to do that, I will sue her for something. It is my money man!!

[Terra]

It is entirely possible that a woman ejaculates during orgasm. This comes from the same glands that lubricate her during foreplay. Sometimes the pressure and piston like movements of the penis ("cocks" for you gutter idiots) will create enough pressure to simulate the "squirting" flow that is common but not exclusive to men.

But for manual stimulation, some women just are a little more juicy than others, hence the need for towels. Sometimes men like to think that THEY are the ones who "sexed" their partner up good, but in fact she is just a dribbler and has been for a while.

And no it is not urine.

[WTF]

With Lenor's permission.

Yes, Terra you are 100% correct. The fluid is generated via the glands and is not urine. It taste faintly sweet. Some women holds this back for the fear that it is urine, because they actually get the feeling that they want to "pee". But if they relax and remember that it is not urine and furthermore that it is a journey, they can have a mindblowing orgasm.

The biggest mistake men makes during the stimulation of the g-spot is the same mistake we make when we stimulate any other sensitive spot on a women's body, namely: When we find a particular stroke or carress that is really driving a women wild, rather than keep doing it, and keep doing it, and keep doing it, we change something about it, i.e. go faster, slower, softer, harder, or switch direction. This we should not do. we should keep doing exactly the same thing until the woman let us know she wants a change either through words or body movement.

For the stupid gutter idiots in here, remember that safe sex is paramount and that there is much much more to a relationship than getting her pants and fuck like rugrats, comprehende?

[FS]

and furthermore that it is a journey

oh GOD

[WTF]

Nope, the litany expressed during a g-spot orgasm is much more verocious. Something like: "O GOD,god, god god, jesus fucking chreeeeeeeeest!!!!! Does this help you out of your dilemma? Thank you very much.

[FS]

Are you one of those people who calls the vagina a beautiful flower?

[WTF]

O Master, is it then not a beautiful flower with petals and hidden within a nubbin of such secret potential that it made dynasties crumble? :/

Cunt

[FS]

Fag

[WTF]

Ha, ha, ha.... another fucking vet thinking he is about to tear this noob down, ha, ha, ha..... This time I started talking some sense in the loveline forum, because on a previous occassion I was rapped over the knuckles by Chojin, because i hijacked a loveline thread. Then was transfered to Mock wars and although I said i was to noob to start a mock war, MetalMiltia still tried and he is fucking history. Now i am back at the Loveline forum and here another vet trying his shit.

HA, HA, HA.. Your move.....