THE CUNT FILES: ZekeySpaceyLizard

[DeadKennedys]

Christ, get me some fucking prozac, this is depressing

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

- Numerous uses of 'teh'
- Use of leet speak
- Replacement of ! with 1
- Describeing an action with astrixes

Though you where attempting irony im afraid im going to have to ask you to leave.

I'm sorry.

I will now proceed to whip myself with a potato for breaking the rules.

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by ZekeySpaceyLizard

An old pic from High School.


Ahhh.
Those were the days.
Good times we had.
Good times.

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[adept_ninja]

oatmeal I feel you It seems like after masterbaiting everyday for many years its losing its touch perhaps things such as "the stranger" or "reverse cowboy" might renew the feeling. What do you do to spice up your relationship with your hand?

[Terra]

Probably rams his finger up your fucking ass. But since your ass is the size of a fucking lunar hole, you probably wouldn't even notice it would you?

Oh well. Such is the life of a butt receptacle.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by adept_ninja

masterbaiting

Jesus fucking Christ. You'd think that a fucktard who performed this activity on Blue Oatmeal's face 5 times a day while Blue finger fucked his gaping ass, would know how to at least spell the fucking word.

Guess your parents being Father and Daughter will do that to your fucking intelligence though.

[Terra]

Mayhaps the butt receptacles have very little electrical impulses firing away. It might explain the lack of interest in higher education.

[Emu]

i'm bumping this thread because everyone should know what a cunt zekeyspacelizard is

[Bionic Sheep]

I personally think he's a sexy bitch.

Possibly.

However, might I introduce this board to the concept of Surrealism? I suggest you take a look into this subject.

No real reason, I just thought I'd widen the intellectual boundaries here. See? I've made your life richer and more worth living. And who said the internet was such a bad thing?

[carey]

i hate myself for reading this thread.

[Jixby Phillips]

Acting all CRAZY and making self-aware jokes about how CRAZY you are isn't CRAZY or surrealism or whatever. It's boring, and over-done.

Your randomness is so calculated that it's the opposite of random. You use old, dumb absurdities that every internet asshole who thinks they are WACKY uses. Bionic Sheep??? haha those two words dont go together! and sheep is funny because its a barnyard animal! Oh man "sheep" are just funny when you mention them! what a revelation! You should time travel back to 1968 and pitch it to Monty Python or something

Also making jokes about leetspeek or internet language is about the comedy equivilent of a Madtv sketch about ebonics.

Surreality can be acheived on a message board, and you people are not surreal. You are annoying pretentious (thanks to that last post) attention seekers whose "groundbreaking" tomfoolery is as tired as A SQUIREL EATING SLEEPY CHEESE. see there? anybody can do it, and many do. Fuck off.

[Bionic Sheep]

That's not a very nice thing to say.

I'm this close to being offended.

However, I am not. Why? Because a self righteous fool on a messageboard that has no concept of 'loosen up and enjoy yourself' is probably incapable of offencing myself.

I was trying to widen your intellectual boundaries. Looks like I'll need a crowbar for that . . . .


On a seperate note, my name is based on an anagram of my name. It isn't actually an anagram, but it's based upon it.

Children, please. This is really bad for my karma. You anal twatting cock mongrel.

[Jixby Phillips]

Originally Posted by Bionic Sheep

loosen up and enjoy yourself

I was trying to widen your intellectual boundaries.

loosening up and enjoying ourselves would require us to lower our standards when it comes to being entertained or amused. How is this widening our intellectual boundaries?

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

loosening up and enjoying ourselves would require us to lower our standards when it comes to being entertained or amused. How is this widening our intellectual boundaries?

A simple 'Shut up' would have suficed.

[StonerDave]

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

A simple 'Shut up' would have suficed.

Why lower your standards to 'Shut up' though?

[Schimid]

Thanks for quoting that.

You fucking idiot.

[GADZOOKS]

Dude, don't blame that guy, he's high WHOO :420

[StonerDave]

OMG HAFFBAKER ROXXORZ:Fuckloadofsmilies

[Shyandquietguy]

Jixby, I want to ask this since this in your question thread, but the search feature is broken.

Would it be bad if I had a cuntfile with my name on it?

[Bionic Sheep]

Hmm.

I think some people have some serious anger management issues.

I'd buy you all a punch bag, but you'd probably break it.

[Jixby Phillips]

Shut up.

[Dr. Fu]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

Acting all CRAZY and making self-aware jokes about how CRAZY you are isn't CRAZY or surrealism or whatever. It's boring, and over-done.

Your randomness is so calculated that it's the opposite of random. You use old, dumb absurdities that every internet asshole who thinks they are WACKY uses. Bionic Sheep??? haha those two words dont go together! and sheep is funny because its a barnyard animal! Oh man "sheep" are just funny when you mention them! what a revelation! You should time travel back to 1968 and pitch it to Monty Python or something

Also making jokes about leetspeek or internet language is about the comedy equivilent of a Madtv sketch about ebonics.

Surreality can be acheived on a message board, and you people are not surreal. You are annoying pretentious (thanks to that last post) attention seekers whose "groundbreaking" tomfoolery is as tired as A SQUIREL EATING SLEEPY CHEESE. see there? anybody can do it, and many do. Fuck off.

My god, Jixby, it seems your post content has gotten dramatically better.

I still remember the days when you said "dr fu why dont u go suk a cok".

[Bionic Sheep]

go suk a cok fu LOLOOOLLLOL

Actually, no.

[Dr. Fu]

omfg Bionic sheep when u use the initials of ur name it s "BS" roflmao

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by Dr. Fu

omfg Bionic sheep when u use the initials of ur name it s "BS" roflmao