213 things skippy is no longer allowed to do in the u.s.army

[Jeanette X]

There is a list similair to that for the game "Werewolf: The Apocalypse". You won't get most of the jokes if you aren't familiar with the game though.

35. The local 7/11 is not my hunting ground.
36. Neither are Wal-Mart or Kroger.

58. Mustn’t shave anyone while they sleep.
59. If I wake them in the process of shaving them, it still counts.

162. Don't piss on the possessed trees.

166. 'Howl at the Moon' is a bar and I shouldn't sit in front of it and howl.

238. "Stop humping my leg" is NOT an invitation to start humping a different piece of anatomy.

354. I will not chase after girls dressed as Little Red Riding Hood on Halloween.