The OAO advice thread.

[WhiteRat]

Lower your standards!

I had a friend in high school who had money and was a nice guy, but he looked like he could of been captain of the Goof Troop. He always went after girls that were leagues of above him with no luck.

So my advice is to...wait, my buddy actually did end up nailing a hottie. He lured her to him with his nice cars and cash. So actually my advice is to get loads of cash otherwise you're gonna be beatin' your meat from here till eternity.