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Old Dec 14th, 2004, 02:33 PM       
Bowling Beauty, Bowling Fool-M4W

I was bowling with friends with you caught my eye. Looking so sweet in a little pink tank-top and tight jeans just beckoning me over. The two of us, both of us 19, both of us with friends. I notice you throw a gutter-ball and I walk over and make some comment to help her out. You ask me how heavy my ball is. Dirty Jokes a-plenty rush through my mind but I just smile and tell you the truth.

You wink at me as you walk away and my heart sinks into my stomach. I quickly pack up my stuff and try to find you but I see you get into a car and start pulling out of the parking lot. I light up a cigerette and take a drag as you roll down your window and give me your phone number. I smile as I jot it down and you pull away. Alas, as I gaze at you drive off, a gust of wind lifts the number and flings it into the night. I give chase to no avail...



Ashlee, my bowling beauty, please help me find you...
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