Admiral Sea Legs: Pixar should make a cartoon verson of the diary of anne frank.
Switch Dingo: MONSTERS INC
Admiral Sea Legs: The train would have angry eyes
Switch Dingo: and the furnace where they burned the jews would be neurotic
Admiral Sea Legs: and the showers would fart out as and say "EXCUSE ME"
Switch Dingo: AND HITLER WOULD BE HILARIOUS
Admiral Sea Legs: he would sing blitkrieg bop with his panzer tanks that talk!
Switch Dingo: THEY WOULD BE FEMININE
Admiral Sea Legs: it would all end with Harry S. Truman singing with a dying ann frank "Ain't That A Kick In The Head"