"I read it on the internet". A Found Text Thread

[mburbank]

"I will never own or wear a Star Trek costume, and I actually like Star Wars better. But (a) the Enterprise is as graceful and sexy as anything ILM ever put out, and (b) Star Wars has been done, man."

[AChimp]

- Max Burbank (circa 1984)

[ziggytrix]

Dude wants to fuck a starship.

[mburbank]

No No No! Now you're supposed to go out an find a beutiful nugget of internet stupidity (on any topic) and post it in the thread! No sources! If people are intrigued they can enter the entire quote in google and find the context.


IT'S FUN, DAMNIT!@! CHUBUWUMBA ING FUN!

[liquidstatik]

Are you sure it isn't a cold sore?

[King Hadas]

"Hey fuck you, Hentai is actually a very poetic form of art. I beleive that the tentecles onthe demons penetrating the womansvarious orfices is a metaphor heaven and hell and the afterlife. You see I beleive the tentcicles represent death or satan if you will claiming the soul of a women, the monsters red eyes represent hell and the womans huge bright eyes represent heaven. If you weren't so narrow minded you could see this to. I bet your a republican."

[Seven Force]

"One one side, the muscles are way larger than the other. This causes it to bend slightly while elongated.

Maybe I should start beating off with the other hand..."

[mburbank]

See? Fun.

[Alive]

Rabid Dog
To lose touch with reality and do something in the actual reality, not pertaining TO the reality.
Thinking of blasting aliens in English class. Picking up a book and throwing it at people.

"Whoa, I Rabid Dogged it there for a second"

[MetalMilitia]

DUDE U SCREWED MY DISPLAY UP

...i want you to post on my forum to answer this and u better plz hurry because now my dad says i can NEVER TRY TO UPDATE MY VIDEO CARD DRIVER AGAIN WHICH MEANS I CANT PLAY HALO IF THIS DOESENT WORK OR HL2 WHICH IS 80$ WAIST AND I WANT HL2 SO BAD HURRRRRRY!

[Miss Modular]

Aren't we already doing this in the "Quotable Vinth" thread?

[mburbank]

Sure, except in this thread, no Vinth. I know that's hard, but he's gone now. I'm trying to listen to the whole internet to fill the void.

[DamnthatDavid]

"We've existed for thousands of years, and in this very community, thousands of years of experience and knowledge all collect in the same community, and that's something I'm happy about. I'm proud of being a furry, and being a part of this ancient culture. It could very well be considered a religion on its own!"

[Esuohlim]

"he took me off pop/soda (X_X) and said i need to get to bed at 9 @_@...DOES HE NOT KNOW THAT I LIVE 2 FUCKING LIVES - ONE ON THE NET AND ONE WITH ALL THE CRAP THAT'S GOING ON!?! - i need more time in the day >_<...*pshes him*...i'll stay off the soda, since i know that can cause problems with my medication, but i'm soooo not going to bed that early"

[Spooky]

OFN

[Schimid]

"Well, honestly religion is a big pain in the butt, I could careless about it..It gets on my nerves, its the people next door with the car alarm that wakes you up at 5:00 a.m. on a saturday! Its the annoying little brother I hope I never have! Its bush making another bogus speech!
Please! for the love of God, stop talking about him! Its wrong to talk about someone behind their back, don't ya' know."

[mburbank]

"Pongmechanik is an electromechanical conversion of the classical game Pong. And instead of more realistic graphics, it ever accurately to reproduces the original Pong. The user is hardly changed. However the game breaks open the Black box: What takes place in the computer, becomes again perceptible and comprehensible."

[Dole]

'sometimes i like to smell things..its okay until one day my boyfriends mother caught me smelling her bra. she is now beging to come on to me and i dont know what to do . im not a lesbein. but i tempted'

[Matt Harty]

"Good news, I got your name unbanned...finally. Feel free to stop bye whenever you like. Tell em i sent you if I'm not around. But don't say anything that could be taken bad against Pagans. Cya lata. "

[GADZOOKS]

"you know something faggot, I would never wanna be black like you. You may have a big penis but i swear i would not wanna put it where your jungle fever urges it to go, Gayrod."

[Spooky]

"Black Jesus's fruit and veg van was unceremoniously barged out of the way by an armoured car"