OAO3405: Hello?
dscoM0nkie: you im'ed me
OAO3405: ...you looked at my profile.
dscoM0nkie: no i didnt
OAO3405: Sure about that?
dscoM0nkie: dude
dscoM0nkie: wtf
OAO3405: I have a subprofile, which keeps a track on everyone who looks at my profile.
OAO3405: Your name popped up.
dscoM0nkie: :o
dscoM0nkie: caught
OAO3405: So are you Nick Dentamaro?
dscoM0nkie: yes
OAO3405: Figured as much.
dscoM0nkie: yea you got me man
dscoM0nkie: so I heard you farted during a test
OAO3405: Lemme guess... the senior that had a thing with Lauren last year?
OAO3405: Whatever the "thing" was.
dscoM0nkie: I'm gonna nickname you Squirts from now on
OAO3405: Why?
OAO3405: I'm not short.
dscoM0nkie: cuz you farted during a test assface
OAO3405: Have I ever even seen you before?
OAO3405: Alex?
dscoM0nkie: :o
dscoM0nkie: CAUGHT AGAIN
OAO3405: TWO can play this game.
dscoM0nkie: indeed. quite.
OAO3405: So it seems.
dscoM0nkie: shutup fag
OAO3405: Oh HO HO
dscoM0nkie: I said shutup
OAO3405: I am truly insulted.
dscoM0nkie: Or i'll slug you
dscoM0nkie: fuckin ******
OAO3405: Only from the waist down.
dscoM0nkie: Wtf is that supposed to mean? Is the bottom half of you retarded?
OAO3405: I'll let you think about what I mean.
OAO3405: Why would you call blacks retarded when, according to your own myspace profile, you're of black decent?
dscoM0nkie: I'll let you think about my fist punching your ****** face in
dscoM0nkie: I fucking hate ******s dude
dscoM0nkie: im like a half blood vampire
dscoM0nkie: i fucking hate that part of me yo
OAO3405: Why?
dscoM0nkie: dude dont you have cotton to pick you fat ****** fuck?
OAO3405: No, only slaves to whip. But today is their off day.
dscoM0nkie: are you gay?
OAO3405: Hell no.
dscoM0nkie: I heard you suck cock
dscoM0nkie: I heard you farted during Mr.Akers class too
OAO3405: No... and who is Mr. Aker?
dscoM0nkie: Shutup you know he gave you a kidney when you were 6 and got stabbed
dscoM0nkie: Squirts
OAO3405: Oh, right, that guy... no, he died after I jammed a pencil through his ear screaming "FREE THE WORKERS!!!" Stupid Republican...
dscoM0nkie: shutup
OAO3405: I'm just going to call you Dentamaro.
dscoM0nkie: faggot
OAO3405: It sounds like toothpaste... D, for short.
dscoM0nkie: fag
OAO3405: If I were a fag, why would I like girls?
dscoM0nkie: because you like dick
OAO3405: That makes no sense.
dscoM0nkie: how would you know faggot?
OAO3405: Because chicks don't have dicks.
dscoM0nkie: You know you were born a lady
dscoM0nkie: Squirts
OAO3405: I'm all man
OAO3405: D
dscoM0nkie: shutup
OAO3405: Seriously now, have I ever seen you before?
OAO3405: Why do you have problems with me, anyway?
dscoM0nkie: maybe at a gay pride parade where i kicked your ass you fat ****** faggot
OAO3405: I hate parades.
dscoM0nkie: sure you do
OAO3405: It must have been really well done for me to come watch you march.
dscoM0nkie: what?
OAO3405: What? You're so deep in the closet, your finding gifts.
dscoM0nkie: Huh?
OAO3405: This is the joke: -. This is your head: _
dscoM0nkie: Shutup fag
OAO3405: C'mon now, you've never even met me.
dscoM0nkie: cmon now, you're a stupid fat ****** who farted in mr.aker's class
OAO3405: I told you, there is no Mr. Aker. It's all in your head.
dscoM0nkie: you're so wise
OAO3405: I know. I'm awesome like that.
dscoM0nkie: you should get a girlfriend or something
dscoM0nkie: I bet with your smarts it wouldnt be hard
OAO3405: You're right.
OAO3405: That hasn't helped me very much, actually.
OAO3405: ...there's always that tiny asian girl that follows me around.
dscoM0nkie: Oh come now. I bet if you just convinced one that there is no viable excuse to not go out wiht you shed surely sucumb to the superior mental power you possess over her
dscoM0nkie: ooo tiny asian girls. sounds weak and easy
OAO3405: See, D, there is this one little factor: I'm not an ass.
OAO3405: Despite what you may have been made to believe.
OAO3405: And I don't go for tiny chicks two years younger than me...
dscoM0nkie: What.
dscoM0nkie: Are you some kinda faggot?
OAO3405: No, I just like girls who have developed... and generally, trying to show yourself as better than someone else backfires, especially when you don't think it's true.
dscoM0nkie: so you're a fairie?
OAO3405: Nah... I'd go with a 15 yr old chick, but not 14. Too young.
dscoM0nkie: fag
OAO3405: Because I have taste?
OAO3405: Gotta start at the top, then work your way down to the bottom, not the other way around, my friend.
dscoM0nkie: shutup you fucking ****** before I take my belt out and make you be pens pals with a retard
OAO3405: So you want to be my pen pal now?
OAO3405: Anyway...
dscoM0nkie: 8-)
OAO3405: Why do you care whether or not I talk to Ko? You sound a lot more intelligent when I talk to you on here, so maybe you can give me an intelligent reason.
dscoM0nkie: Why won't you fucking shut up
OAO3405: Just trying to get some answers, D.
OAO3405: Just trying to get some answers.
dscoM0nkie: SHUTUP YOU PIECE OF DOG AFTERBIRTH
OAO3405:
oGood sir, is that a challenge?
dscoM0nkie: No you stupid ignorant incessent faggot i just want you to shut the fuck up
dscoM0nkie: Does your ugly fat black ass have nothing better to do than question me?
dscoM0nkie: and fart in Mr.Aker's class?
OAO3405: Sure I do, but I can multi-task.
dscoM0nkie: I hate you
OAO3405: I love you too, sugs.
dscoM0nkie: shutup
dscoM0nkie: shutup
dscoM0nkie: shutup
dscoM0nkie: shutup
dscoM0nkie: shutup
dscoM0nkie: shutup
dscoM0nkie: v
dscoM0nkie: shutup
dscoM0nkie: shutup
dscoM0nkie: shutup
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OAO3405: Where's a picture of a crying baby when you need it?
dscoM0nkie: you cummed on it probably
dscoM0nkie: fag
OAO3405: Liking developed chicks = pedophilia?
dscoM0nkie: STOP TALKING YOU FUCKING CLUELESS ASSBAG
OAO3405: ANSWER THE QUESTION. NO. ANSWER IT.
OAO3405: I'll bet that from talking to Ko you know I do that a lot, eh?
dscoM0nkie: is Ko you're dead twin that was choking you when you both squeezed out of your whore of a mom's plagued vagina
OAO3405: Why don't you tell me. You seem to be able to read her mind.
OAO3405: Or, more than likely, she just tells you things she doesn't tell me.
dscoM0nkie: WHY DON'T YOU GET HIT BY A FUCKING FRYING PAN UNTIL YOU DIE YOU STUPID CUNT
OAO3405: Frying pan? Could you have been a little more original? Like scoop out your own eyes and replace them with Cadbury easter eggs?
OAO3405: ^Stolen from Maddox, for the self-referential humor.
dscoM0nkie: Someday I will kill you
dscoM0nkie: I swear to god
OAO3405: Maybe if you knew what I looked like. Anyway... I'm getting bored with this, and you aren't going to tell me anything. So I'm just going to shut-up for now.
dscoM0nkie: WOW
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