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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 02:25 AM        The TOY WARS! Mr. Mockery vs. McClain round 2!
Ok since I see McClain included a "Then we'll alternate" notice in his initial post, I'll go ahead and post the next toy since it's round 2. BTW, the Man Eating Cow sends his regards McClain... he's enjoying a hearty plate of HULK FLESH.

Anyway, here's the next toy:


Muscles. Shotgun. A Flask. And a can of GREASE!

MAKE ROOM FOR WILLIE!


note: commence voting once McClain's toy has been posted.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:17 AM        Nice try assface.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:20 AM       
I was originally going to vote for McClain, even before I knew what he was going to post. But now that I have seen it, my opinion is unchanged.

The Willie is a nice touch. I vote for McClain.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:21 AM       
Hahah and there in his pic you have all the proof you need. Wolverine's blades cannot even pierce Willie's rock-hard pecks! And trying to compensate with a larger figure is like the little men that drive giant hiked-up pick-up trucks.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:27 AM       
I do believe his Wolverine talks as well.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:32 AM       
Indeed it does, as does Willie. So Wolverine can beg for mercy as Willie laughs and pisses on him.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:32 AM       
Yes, he does speak. His commentary includes:

"SNIKT SNIKT SNIKT! Claw City!"
"Slice and Dice!"
"I smell trouble!" (rog)
"Back off bub!"

Wolvy features 5 points of articulation and was salvaged from a thrift store for $2.50.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:34 AM        ..
The only feasible way for urine to be involved is when lil wet Willy pisses his dungarees.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:35 AM       
ok, i WOULD vote for mcclain, but for the fact that wolverine was twice as bad ass in his original costume. plus willie is a likkered up scotsman with a gun.

i think rog takes this one
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:38 AM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:40 AM       
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plus willie is a likkered up scotsman with a gun.
... who is currently skewered on Wolverine's claws. Hey, I have respect for the Willy, too, you know! If I didn't, I wouldn't have bought him. But it's obvious who wins this fight. A raging janitor vs. Wolverine. And this is pre-X-Men movie Wolverine, BTW.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:43 AM       
yes, but its not pre-xmen movie enough for my taste. i like wolverine in his 80s costume better, not this lollipop-land, gay tiger, yellow leotard shit.

besides, willie is a drunken scotsman with a gun...and plenty of grease. GREASE ME UP THEN WOMAN!
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:52 AM       
skewered

Oh really? Can you show us how he's actually "skewered"? Because, from what I can tell, he's "balanced" on wolverines blades.

Skewered - To hold together or pierce with or as if with a skewer.

Sorry bud, unless you're willing to destroy your Willie figure with a drill, there's not gonna be any skewering by wolverine going on there.


SKEWER THIS YA YELLOW TIGHT-WEARIN' NINNY! I'VE BEEN WRESTLIN' WOLVES SINCE YOU BEEN SUCKIN' YA MOTHA'S TEET!"
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 04:51 AM       
Willy, cause he killed William Wallace (aka. Mel Gibson, aka. Mad Max (who could easily kill Wolverne, cause he has guns and stuff)) in a head on fight. don't believe me? here goes:

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/willy-wallace.shtml

see? and if ya don't believe me that William Wallace could take on Wolverine, see what he did to SNAKE PLISSKEN!!!


http://www.grudge-match.com/History/max-snake.shtml

see? and Solid Snake (no, not SolidSnakeAss) was based off of Snake Plissken, and now don't tell me that Solid Snake couldn't take on Wolverine. Maybe not head-on, but still, in a maze, Snake would win, but, I digress.


Willie, simple, he defeated Mad Max, who defeated Snake Plissken, who is actually Solid Snake as well, who could kill Wolverine with relative ease.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 05:46 AM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 09:38 AM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 01:01 PM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 03:08 PM       
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 05:07 PM       
WOLVERINESince you seem to forget that Wolvie could take a shotgun blast to any nonvital area and heal from it as if a bug bite
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 05:16 PM       
no, he would get shot, go down, and while he was busy healing willie would come up and blast him right in his eye and through his brain. now if he was in his old costume, that would be another story....
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 06:39 PM        ...
You want the tan one, eh? That's not the first costume.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 06:55 PM       
thats the first one that i remember...which one came before? was there a seperate costume for him as weapon x?
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 07:46 PM        ...
Yes. But remember, Wolvy's been around since 1974 when he made a cameo in a Hulk comic. He was wearing the best costume:

http://www.splashcomics.de/images/sp...le_hulk181.jpg
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 08:01 PM       
I have to vote Wolverine now that I know he is the worlds first and greatest Canadain superhero.
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Old Mar 22nd, 2003, 08:13 PM       
oh. i remember that costume. i still like his 80s gear better.
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