I regularly go many days without showering

[ziggytrix]

Hey you dirty fucking slob, I've got a newsflash for you. You may be used to the stench that follows you like that cloud around Pigpen in Peanuts, but to everyone else you smell like the dumpster behind Taco Bell on a hot summer day.

So take a god damn shower, the water isn't going to hurt you you fucking baby. And put some deoderant on for Chrissakes, cuz that shower is only gonna take a couple of days worth of stink offa you.