Okay, I'm back...

[Mr. Oysterhead]

We're not ignorant, we're just assholes. And you, you're not an asshole, you're just unbelievably stupid. You show up and start bitching about how offended you are by that thing that was meant to offend. Then you decide to come back to the almost completely unrelated message board, because you liked something on the main site. Right when you're back, you show how unbelievably stupid you are, by letting us know that you are offended by that other thing that was meant to offend.