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Old Apr 27th, 2005, 07:22 PM       
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Dump the bitch and find a new hoe.
Already did Xenosoul. hopefully shell be more down for the
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 12:53 AM       
She's just not into you. This is high school. Sorry 'bout it all but if your really bummed, try a light socket.

Move on and you'll find somebody better.

Really yo. You can do better.
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 10:13 AM       
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 11:20 AM       
hey terra, look up.
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 02:01 PM       
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She's a cunt, plain and simple is what the problem is.... And yes, she was leading me on.
Well hissed, Pyorrhea. But seriously now, if you think that any relationship (high school or not) is only about “teh secks”, then you are doomed for more rude awakenings as well as a high post count generated excessively by repeated post in the Loveline forum. Perhaps it will be more prudent to look for something called a deeper meaning in any relationship? Like love, emotion, communication, etc. They may have good books on the subject matter in your library.
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Old Apr 28th, 2005, 10:55 PM       
Wait a sec. Looking for something "deeper" in a relationship? Fer chrissakes...this is Loveline so please try not to confuse the issue with all of this "relationship" stuff.
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 09:37 AM       
Ouch! And I really really thought that my mom was telling me the truth about relationship being more important than 'teh secks'. This is so sad O man, this has now completely ruined my high school flashbacks.
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Old Apr 29th, 2005, 04:05 PM       
Quit bitching, Pyorrhea. In my highschool your old gf would be considered a slut, and it's the biggest drug (and hence party/fucking) school in the area. At least you've gotten laid.
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Old May 1st, 2005, 04:34 AM       
high school is for sex.

any "relationship" just consists of bad love letters regarding 'forever' and 'completeness' that end up in diarrhetic drama and hilarious confusion and awkwardness. and plus their friend have to deal with them getting their 'heart broken'

no. high school is total crap when it comes to meaning, you're there to FUCK. and badly.
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Old May 1st, 2005, 11:44 AM       
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Quit bitching, Pyorrhea. In my highschool your old gf would be considered a slut, and it's the biggest drug (and hence party/fucking) school in the area. At least you've gotten laid.
Not just regular sex either, it goes in the vagina/anus/mouth/ear
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Old May 6th, 2005, 11:39 AM       
lol ear sex.

yeh... lost my virginity at 14 (pretty good for a guy huh...)

sex in highschool..... fukin wikid. teachers desk...even better...

however.... sticking it in her EAR on the teachers desk.... man im uni now, but its worth seducing some higschool chick PURELY to do that....


thats a fucking CLASSIC!


lol. aural sex.
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Old May 6th, 2005, 11:48 AM       
I think we've got a winner, guys
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Old May 8th, 2005, 06:33 AM       
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"studies often show that men tend to overreport their sexual activity while women tend to underreport it. this is due to the double standards in society that view promiscuous or early sexual activity as being either slutty for women or a casanova for men, but both genders end up either cowardly or sounding retarded, so sex remains a subject that many people fumble hilariously towards."
PRETTY GOOD FOR A GUY HUH?



did you use saran wrap as a condom?
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