So, I was up late watching Nick News...

[Big Papa Goat]

The fossil record shows biodiversity to be a function of time. Thats the fact of evolution. This is, by the way, a fact, not a theory. All evidence points to it, it could be disproved, but it isn't. The fossil record is pretty damn incomplete, but it's also pretty damn consistent. Oh wait, its all just PATHOLOGICAL SCIENCE- COMING UP WITH NEW THEORIES TO SUIT NEW EVIDENCE, GOD, WHAT FUCKING FANATICS.
anyway, thats basically why us CRAZY SCIENCE CULTISTS think that evolution of NEW SPECIES occurs. Actually, there are fewer FACTS to support evolution within a species, evolution within species is based on what you post-modern pseudo-religious fuckheads like to call THEORY.
Oh ya, and it was apes not monkeys.
And another thing! Science isn't about "proof", you're thinking about philosophy and logic and math or something there. Science is about evidence, and inductive reasoning, so it isn't entirely perfect.
SO ITS A MYUTH THEN RIGHT?
No, its disprovable (go look for some human bones imbedded in some pre-cambrian rock, then we'll talk about whats a myth). Also, it was based on observations (FACTS) not imagination.

BUT WAIT, WHAT IF THE FOSSILS I SEE AREN'T THE SAME AS THE BLUE THAT YOU SEE?




"all observable data indicates life is so very complex, precious and brittle that it was MEANT by SOMETHING to be rather than just random happenstance with no meaning"

interesting that all available evidence points to DYING AND REPRODUCING as the only ENDS of life.
so, you can take your teleological fantasizing and sum um my bonum