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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 11:52 AM       
after reading some jules feffer, I decided it was only necessary to post this:

"todays book is a rather bulky but promising first attempt by author or authors unknown. its called the bible. it is written in a narrative rather than introspective style which may perhaps make for quicker reading, but leaves something to be desired on the level of character motivation. it purports to be a theological and historical document, and while this reviewer does not question its sincerity, he can only regret the publishers failure to include a bibliography. but these are minor criticisms.

one cannot deny the power and sweeping range of the subject matter(one might even call it epic-). the subtle allegorical nuances touched, at times, with what seems to be an almost metaphysical insight! it will undoubtedly cause controversy in the literary field. but the authors, while writing in a quasi-journalistic form show occasional flourishes of stylistic daring which makes one impatient to view their later efforts.

I shall await their second book with great interest."- Jules Feiffer.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 12:01 PM       
WHOOPS DOUBLE POST
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 12:39 PM       
That was the stupidest thing I've ever read, womti.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 12:56 PM       
TAKE IT UP WITH MR. FEIFFER, ASSHOLE.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:16 PM       
Mr. Feiffer does not post here, and neither should you. Quit goofing off on the internet and get a job, you worthelss bum.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:22 PM       
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after reading some jules feffer, I decided it was only necessary to post this:

"todays book is a rather bulky but promising first attempt by author or authors unknown. its called the bible. it is written in a narrative rather than introspective style which may perhaps make for quicker reading, but leaves something to be desired on the level of character motivation. it purports to be a theological and historical document, and while this reviewer does not question its sincerity, he can only regret the publishers failure to include a bibliography. but these are minor criticisms.

one cannot deny the power and sweeping range of the subject matter(one might even call it epic-). the subtle allegorical nuances touched, at times, with what seems to be an almost metaphysical insight! it will undoubtedly cause controversy in the literary field. but the authors, while writing in a quasi-journalistic form show occasional flourishes of stylistic daring which makes one impatient to view their later efforts.

I shall await their second book with great interest."- Jules Feiffer.
Womti, I realize you're not the smartest person on this boards. You're a little slow. An "imbecile" or "clod," if you will.

Despite that, how the fuck can you read that and not be pissed off at the sheer pretension dripping from that thing? You can't chide Christians for acting pretentious toward you and then turn around and do the same thing to them and call it self-defense. The more you post in this thread, the more obvious it is that you don't have the spiritual, intellectual or logical capacity to defend your choices on matters of faith, and the only reason you seem to be an atheist is because you have some kind of grudge with your conception of God.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:23 PM       
you know what, since this thread has just turned into yet another place for you all to disrespect me..........THREAD BACKUPS
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:24 PM       
you know what,
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:25 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:26 PM       
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you know what, since this thread has just turned into yet another place for you all to disrespect me..........THREAD BACKUPS
It's not "disrespect" if you haven't earned my respect, you fucking tool. This is exactly what I'm talking about. You can't defend yourself, so you go bitch about people attacking you and try to call the whole thing off before someone can call bullshit on your moronic outlook.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:29 PM       
okay.... then I'm a fucking idiot. happy now?
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:33 PM       
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:37 PM       
then just what would make you happy, perv??
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:41 PM       
Some wild rice and chicken soup.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 01:46 PM       
I skipped lunch, sorry. so all I have is mcdonalds. still mad then?
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 02:34 PM       
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after reading some jules feffer, I decided it was only necessary to post this:

"todays book is a rather bulky but promising first attempt by author or authors unknown. its called the bible. it is written in a narrative rather than introspective style which may perhaps make for quicker reading, but leaves something to be desired on the level of character motivation. it purports to be a theological and historical document, and while this reviewer does not question its sincerity, he can only regret the publishers failure to include a bibliography. but these are minor criticisms.

one cannot deny the power and sweeping range of the subject matter(one might even call it epic-). the subtle allegorical nuances touched, at times, with what seems to be an almost metaphysical insight! it will undoubtedly cause controversy in the literary field. but the authors, while writing in a quasi-journalistic form show occasional flourishes of stylistic daring which makes one impatient to view their later efforts.

I shall await their second book with great interest."- Jules Feiffer.
Womti, I realize you're not the smartest person on this boards. You're a little slow. An "imbecile" or "clod," if you will.

Despite that, how the fuck can you read that and not be pissed off at the sheer pretension dripping from that thing? You can't chide Christians for acting pretentious toward you and then turn around and do the same thing to them and call it self-defense. The more you post in this thread, the more obvious it is that you don't have the spiritual, intellectual or logical capacity to defend your choices on matters of faith, and the only reason you seem to be an atheist is because you have some kind of grudge with your conception of God.
Actually, the last line of that exceprt makes me think it's a joke.

Haha, "Second book".
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 02:37 PM       
oh great, NOW someone gets it. jules feiffer is a cartoonist by the way, so I couldnt include the image of the old man holding the bible and speaking. my mistake.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 03:05 PM       
He's so wrong though! The Book of Mormon was HORRIBLE! Even worse than the last Wheel of Time book, if you can believe that!!!
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 03:20 PM       
thats why I posted it. it also shows how blind christians are in their faith. "I shall await their second book with great interest." obviously, there is no second book. its a cartoon, so thats what makes it funny!
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 03:48 PM       
It was a joke? Geez, I would've never guessed. Thanks guys.
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Old Jan 11th, 2006, 04:14 PM       
I know it was a joke. It was just a stupid, pretentious joke.
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Old Jan 12th, 2006, 08:55 AM       
it wasnt bad, so it was worth posting.
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