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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:16 AM        With God's Help
Lately, I feel like I have been more in touch with God.

I started praying again, which I haven't done in ages.
I feel like God has been helping me out quite a bit through some hard times.

What are your experiences with God?
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 04:24 AM       
i think he's a jerk and if he ever shows up around here, i'm going to knock his block off
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 05:32 AM       
God teaches me lessons that life ought be more profound, and that we must look past moments of suffering and learn the lessons that they provide.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:01 AM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:32 AM       




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God teaches me lessons that life ought be more profound,
That makes absolutely no sense. Much like the idea of God.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:40 AM       
God and I have an understanding...he doesn't send people my way, I wont send people his.
I keep my money and my Sundays free....
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 12:38 PM       
god never answers my calls anymore......
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 12:53 PM       
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god never answers my calls anymore......
because you're homeless...god hates the homeless....
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 12:57 PM       
actually, I never really believed in god. :/
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 06:13 PM       
Because a happy gum drop world with free ponies and ice cream would prove that God loves us.

Russo, I admire your candor, but WTF were you hoping to get from this...!?
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 06:42 PM       
All I want from the dude is a clear indication of which of the 23948756 different names we've called Him is even close to right.

You can have my share of the ice cream and ponies, Kev.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:05 PM       
Well, if we are talking the Christian God here, then the messages that I interpret from the Bible are that we should be loving of our fellow man, judge not lest ye be judged, be a good person, and always be charitable.

If we are talking about the deities that we personally believe in, then I don't really know at this point WHAT it is telling me. I believe I am on the right path, because every fiber of my being is telling me so. However, I have not yet reached my spiritual destination, wherever that may be.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:23 PM       
JESUS LOVES YOU (but he cant hear you) :/
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:30 PM       
Okay, slightly inappropriate Peter O'Toole quote:

"When did I realize I was God? Well, I was praying and I suddenly realized I was talking to myself"

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