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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 07:59 PM        I need a girlfriend.
Ok, heres the thing, I need some good things to do to get girls to notice me. I mean they notice me but only when I fuck up and fall down a few flights of stairs or when my swimming trunks fall off on that goddamn waterslide. I need to get girls to see the sensitive Jeff The Ninja, the one who would fight off a hoard of flesh eating babies to save her from being gummed to death. I want one who likes a little more to her men, namely two big Moobs and one big belly which I imagine could be used as A pillow. I also need someone who can appreciate my special brand of intelligent stupidity and can understand my hatred of American Idol and most of "Pop" culture.

Do any of you have any suggestions for me, is there a line I can use to get any girl I choose. Is it saying too much to show up on her front lawn butt naked with her name Spraypainted on my chest. Any advice.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:03 PM       
why the hell didnt this work for me?!
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:04 PM       
find a nice, lonely, fat chick.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:15 PM       
^^I guess he wont have to look too far then?^^
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:29 PM       
Man, but it cold sucks to be a fat chick

Although, yeah, I gotta recommend that too, if you're desperate. Or, well.. make friends with some chicks.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:31 PM       
The key to getting a girlfriend is to leave the house every so often and not spend so much time on the Internet. School/college/whatever doesn't really count because everyone hates everyone else in those places.
Go to some bars or clubs with a few friends, get lashed, and see what life throws at you.

Also loosing some weight might be an idea.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:34 PM       
I do have some friends who are chicks but they all have boyfriends or we have been friends for so long that me making a move would jepordise our friendship.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:37 PM       
repeat after me: boyfriends are not an issue. boyfriends are not an issue. boyfriends are not- etc.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:40 PM       
Uh, well.. boyfriends are kind of an issue. If you keep trying to get with them while they're happily with someone else they'll think you're a creep and avoid you.

Besides, even if it worked, you'd just have a girl who cheats on her boyfriends.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:46 PM       
I go for sex, not relationships, :/
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:53 PM       
Okay, fat chicks.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:55 PM       
who cares... I dont think we can help him get a girlfriend. at least not an attractive one.
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 08:58 PM       
She'll have a great personality though
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:04 PM       
how about slipping weight loss pills in her drinks? :/
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:05 PM       
Or tape worms
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:07 PM       
Tape worms, of course!


Weight loss doesn't cure ugly, though :/
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:07 PM       
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Old Jan 18th, 2006, 09:58 PM       
NO FAT CHICKS
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 08:00 AM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 01:10 PM       
"not interested" fucking jackass.
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 01:17 PM       
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 02:27 PM       
"smacks- who's the bitch now bitch".
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 02:29 PM       
is that an american pie reference

DID YOU JUST MAKE AN AMERICAN PIE REFERENCE YOU FUCKING TOOL
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 09:59 PM       
NO I MADE THAT UP YOU FUCKING TOOL
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Old Jan 19th, 2006, 10:19 PM       
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