I know the mockwars are over and all, but I really wanted to see this fight. I know there's already some tension between you two, so that should make it more interesting. If you don't want to play, that's ok with me, call me an "unfunny flapping cunt" or what have you, but I'll start it for the both of you:
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Originally Posted by Kellychaos
"You're a big, fat cow!!"
It seems to be becoming my mantra lately and ... what the hell ... it works for all occasions. Oh Well :/
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
THANKS ALOT YOU CUNT
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
5 dollars says kelly can't come up with an insult directed at me that contains no reference to sex, genetals, breasts, the digestive tract,
or any other part of my body.
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Originally Posted by Kellychaos
Guitar Woman is so stupid that when I said it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU AREN'T FUNNY, AND EVERY TIME YOU POST I SERIOUSLY CONSIDER TAKING THE FUCKING LIFE OF MYSELF AND EVERYONE WITHIN A FUCKING 100 MILE RADIUS OF ME, SO FUCK OFF BEFORE I FUCKING COME TO YOUR FUCKING HOUSE AND FUCKING SNAP YOUR FUCKING NECK YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF FUCKING FUCK
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Originally Posted by Kellychaos
Ya my jokes are so not funny AM I RITE GUYZ?!!? :highfive There is water out there asking you to drown in it. Why won't you fulfill it's request?
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Some minor modifications, but it still gets the message across, which is basically "I'm funny, you're not, now I'm going to ask you to die in a way that is absolutely hilarious (to me)"
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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
SHUT UP AND GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU UNFUNNY CUNT
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Again, some tweaking, but the message is "You're
so not funny. God, why do I have to deal with these damn bitches on a daily basis? OMG I'm possessed now
that's funny"
IT HAD TO BE SAID DAMMIT