I need a girlfriend.

[Womti]

I"m no tool.

[Jeanette X]

Originally Posted by Jeff The Ninja

I want one who likes a little more to her men, namely two big Moobs and one big belly which I imagine could be used as A pillow.

I think I found your problem. Do some sit ups and lose the moobs and belly, and I think you'll find the girls will be slightly more interested.

[Emu]

i imagine jeff the ninja to look like arnold schwartzenegger in that movie where he gets pregnant

[Womti]

WHAT??

[Esuohlim]

I believe Emu said:

Originally Posted by Emu

i imagine jeff the ninja to look like arnold schwartzenegger in that movie where he gets pregnant

You wouldn't think we would have to repeat ourselves over the internet but womti here proves otherwise

[Womti]

thanks, milhouse.

[Emu]

you quote me in your sig like i'm supposed to be ashamed of my gay

[Slinky Ferret]

:/ Oh the irony. What you need to do is find a girl who has been only been out with jerks and show her a bit of kindness.

Also sometimes feelings for friends can change over night.

Its amazing what a few alcoholic drinks can do... can certainly change situations.

What I am trying to say is, eventually girls will look for blokes with personality. But when you're young and carefree they go for blokes who look like super models and after getting used and abused a few times they'll eventually go doh X doesn't treat me like that! da dar! Marriage and kids.

At least thats what happens in the movies.

[Tara]

What he needs to do is to stop obsessing.

Anybody who is comfortable and at peace with themselves will attract others.

That, and a gun with hollow points will do the trick.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

someone who just accepts you and doesn't try to mold you into their idea of the perfect boyfriend/husband....that would be nice....

[Dole]

Or try to mold you into a vase or jug, thats even worse.

[Jixby Phillips]

Am i the only person in the world that can not understand the idea of wanting a girlfriend when theres no SPECIFIC PERSON in mind?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Originally Posted by Dole

Or try to mold you into a vase or jug, thats even worse.

yeah, or make you a sammich with moldy bread and cheese...

[sadie]

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

Am i the only person in the world that can not understand the idea of wanting a girlfriend when theres no SPECIFIC PERSON in mind?

though i can't imagine ever feeling that way again, when i was teenager i craved a "boyfriend." not someone specific, just someone who clicked with me, someone i could share myself (metaphorically speaking >:) with, someone who knew and liked me best.

[Womti]

Originally Posted by Emu

you quote me in your sig like i'm supposed to be ashamed of my gay

actually, I thought it was cute at the time.