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Mockery · #1

Late last week, I went on a trip to Los Angeles for a long weekend to see what it was like. I was really surprised by what I found. But rather than tell you about it here in the I-Mockery blog with only a few photos, I’ve put together a large 3-page photo gallery of my entire trip. Take a look and lemme know whatcha think!

The "RoG goes to Los Angeles" Photo Gallery!

Emu · #2

Did you get a tingle in your balls when you walked by the Scientology center?

EisigerBiskuit · #3

Did you ever finish that pizza? Where the hell do you store the rest of that monstrosity?

MarioRPG · #4

You didn't ask the brain anything? :o

Dole · #5

That pizza is proper fookin mental! No wonder your country is inhabited by gastropods.

whoreable · #6

I seriously love going to LA, I always felt the same about la traffic, until we tried to leave town on a major highway during rush hour. we were stuck for like 3 or 4 hours. but i have to say, with the amount of cars on the highway there it moves amazingly fast. is it just me or are the motorcycle riders there fucking insane? is it legal to drive between lanes there? going 90 between car lanes in heavy traffic seems like a great way to die to me.

there is tons to do there, and the weather is fucking fantastic, smog or not. I would spend hours just walking around hollywood watching the people and the sights. I would love to move there for a while until i start hating it like everyone else.

Big McLargehuge · #7

I just envisioned an america in which the streets are filled with giant clams going about their business wearing hawaiian shirts.

kahljorn · #8

I love venice.

Did you see the crazy guy who walks on glass? He jumps off a chair into a huge pile of glass and walks around for a while. The guitar playing skater is cool but he always plays the same songs. I love the crazy bums there ;(

sadie · #9

great pics. it's nice to be a man of leisure, eh?

Marc Summers · #10

I remember when I went to venice a few years ago there was this guy who did all these chainsaw tricks and would cut your initials into an apple you held in your mouth...he also collected money from people with like a leaf blower on reverse or something, and would constantly remind the women that he doesn't want to suck up a titty by accident.

And I do remember the guy who walks jumps onto broken glass. That was awesome.

kahljorn · #11

The last time I went was supposed to be his "Last show" but I just hope that wasn't true, I hope many more can see his wondrous show of delight!

I didn't see the chainsaw thing, however, I have heard of a certain lady who sticks canes up her ass and dances around. The last time I went there they had some drum circle around a fire. It was kind of cool except everybody there was trying to act like a hippy cool person and all the girls pretended they could belly dance.

Sicktodeathmx · #12

I'm not sober, so I didn't really read the text of your story, but why did you visit there? Was there something special there, or did you just want to go to visit?