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Old Mar 10th, 2006, 10:05 PM       
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I don't know his name, what do I look like some kind of SNL nerd
The fact that he hosted SNL half a dozen times is irrelevant to the fact that he is, in my opinion, one of the best actors alive today. He's had a lot of forgettable parts in a lot of films, but he's had some absolutely brilliant parts in many films.

Go watch (sorted in order from YOU MUST!!! to if you get the chance, you might as well):
The Deer Hunter (1978)
The Dead Zone (1983)
Blast from the Past (1999)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Suicide Kings (1997)

and then just for shits and grins, try to dig up a copy of Fatboy Slim's 2001 music video "Weapon Of Choice." i'm sure you can find it on p2p somewhere.

Then come back and tell me you think being some sort of SNL geek is the only reason to know the man's name. There's a pretty good reason he's hosted that show 6 times since 1990.
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 12:15 AM       
oh. and a great (small) role as the brother who wants to turn the wheel into the oncoming headlights in "annie hall" (1975). (yay. i just watched it again.)
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 07:01 AM       
Speaking of SNL, that new pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallon makes me, fuck, I don't even know any more.

Seriously, why the fuck bother? Why do they go to these lengths? Have you EVER been at a resteraunt and ordered a coke and they replied "is pepsi alright?" and you went, WELL FUCK YOU! NO ITS NOT! 5 star resteraunt MY ASS, I can't even get A FUCKING PEPSI with my meal! and stormed out? No, you havn't cause THERES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE and if you think there is...kill yourself. Why? Because you're obviously a fucking zombie and if movies have taught me anything, the only good zombie is a dead one. How do you kill something thats all ready dead? With a fucking headshot.
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 08:00 AM       
Talk about a mindless rant.
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 09:30 AM       
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Speaking of SNL, that new pepsi commercial with Jimmy Fallon makes me, fuck, I don't even know any more.

Seriously, why the fuck bother? Why do they go to these lengths? Have you EVER been at a resteraunt and ordered a coke and they replied "is pepsi alright?" and you went, WELL FUCK YOU! NO ITS NOT! 5 star resteraunt MY ASS, I can't even get A FUCKING PEPSI with my meal! and stormed out? No, you havn't cause THERES NO FUCKING DIFFERENCE and if you think there is...kill yourself. Why? Because you're obviously a fucking zombie and if movies have taught me anything, the only good zombie is a dead one. How do you kill something thats all ready dead? With a fucking headshot.
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I dont like diet pepsi as much as diet coke, does that count?
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 11:05 AM       
Pepsi is sweeter, coke has more BODY. Diet pepsi is way better than diet coke for that reason.
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 11:46 AM       
all diet drinks suck.
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 12:24 PM       
I agree. What good is a diet drink anyway? If you're on a diet don't drink soda.

I know what you're going to say "what about diabetics?"

What about 'em?
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 01:23 PM       
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I don't know his name, what do I look like some kind of SNL nerd
The fact that he hosted SNL half a dozen times is irrelevant to the fact that he is, in my opinion, one of the best actors alive today. He's had a lot of forgettable parts in a lot of films, but he's had some absolutely brilliant parts in many films.

Go watch (sorted in order from YOU MUST!!! to if you get the chance, you might as well):
The Deer Hunter (1978)
The Dead Zone (1983)
Blast from the Past (1999)
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Suicide Kings (1997)

and then just for shits and grins, try to dig up a copy of Fatboy Slim's 2001 music video "Weapon Of Choice." i'm sure you can find it on p2p somewhere.

Then come back and tell me you think being some sort of SNL geek is the only reason to know the man's name. There's a pretty good reason he's hosted that show 6 times since 1990.
Don't forget Pulp Fiction.
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 06:36 PM       
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I agree. What good is a diet drink anyway? If you're on a diet don't drink soda.
I don't drink diet coke because i'm worried about getting fat(er). I drink it because regular coke tastes rubbish.
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 11:19 PM       
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all diet drinks suck.
You wouldn't know what suck is until you've tried diet mountain dew.

Worst. Drink. Ever.
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 11:26 PM       
I like both but can't drink 'em.
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Old Mar 11th, 2006, 11:47 PM       
I won't drink soft drinks. They rot out teeth.
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 01:54 AM       
If you go to sleep with it in your mouth. Its worse for your stomach.
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 02:27 PM       
supposedly, soda is the leading cause of obesity in america.
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 03:28 PM       
Yay! Lets have a diet drink with an artificial sweetener that will give me cancer, and still eat the double big mac and supersize fries cuz I'm a retard.

Soda's not the leading cause of obesity in america, Oprah is the leading cause of obesity in America. Ppl sit on their couches doing nothing but watching other's lifechanging stories, like that somehow will turn their 500 lbs of life around.
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 07:33 PM       
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supposedly, soda is the leading cause of obesity in america.
I drink a 2 liter of coke everyday and I am underweight. Apathy is the leading cause of obesity in America.
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 08:55 PM       
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Old Mar 12th, 2006, 08:57 PM       
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what are you, an aspiring model? eat something you little girl
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 12:55 PM       
"I drink a 2 liter of coke everyday and I am underweight."

Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're healthy. If that were the case the olympics would be filled with annorexics and bulemics, and instead of throwing javelins they'd be throwing their breakfast of methamphetmines and watermelon.
Conversly, being fat doesn't necessarily mean you are unhealthy.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 04:18 PM       
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underweight.
what are you, an aspiring model? eat something you little girl
I eat all the time, I am just a 15 year old so my metabolism is high.

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"I drink a 2 liter of coke everyday and I am underweight."

Just because you're skinny doesn't mean you're healthy. If that were the case the olympics would be filled with annorexics and bulemics, and instead of throwing javelins they'd be throwing their breakfast of methamphetmines and watermelon.
Conversly, being fat doesn't necessarily mean you are unhealthy.
We were talking about obeseity, I'll admit that I'm not healthy or fit.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 06:04 PM       
Does your g/f like you like that? I'll bet she would like to have a super action hero and is just waiting for you to pick out your cape and tights.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 06:19 PM       
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Does your g/f like you like that? I'll bet she would like to have a super action hero and is just waiting for you to pick out your cape and tights.
Oh fuck, you're probably right. How could I have missed all the signs? They are so obvious now.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 06:23 PM       
Just saying was all. G/f's are all about that shit.
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Old Mar 13th, 2006, 06:25 PM       
God damn it, she's deffinatly gonna leave my skinny, non-super ass.
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