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Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: Thrill World
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Mar 31st, 2006, 11:59 PM
Signs, Signs, Everywhere a Sign
On my way back from a brief little road trip, I saw a billboard that made me shake my head in bemused resignation. I realized that, while we are a stupid and doomed race, we have a marvelous capacity to be entertaining.
On the left half of the billboard stood a good ol', white, Ah-mur-kin farmer, complete with flannel shirt and trucker hat, standing proudly and stoically in front of a cornfield. On the right, stood an Arab sheik with a slightly menacing expression on his face.
The caption below read: "WHO WOULD YOU RATHER BUY YOUR GAS FROM?"
Unrelated: About five minutes after that, I passed guy in a car, on the rear window of which, some woman had written in large lettering, "I was attacked by the fuck rabbit."
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"If honesty is the best policy, then, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. Second is not all that bad."
-George Carlin
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