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Old Apr 9th, 2006, 03:31 AM       
My roomate is about 5'9 and weighs Id say 90 pounds. His girlfriend is about 5'2 and must weight about 300 pounds at least. When she visits she does not leave the room. She sleeps about 22 hours of the time and wakes to proclaim hunger and my roommate leaves and brings back things like (not exageration):
1. 30 fried mozzerella sticks (4 for him, but he ate 2)
2. 3 boxes of 6 portions of easy mac and 2 gallons of gatorade
3. An entire commisarry bag full of chips and fried snacks and gatorade.

It fucking sickens me. Someday they will be a couple on Jenny Jones where they;; have to knock down the wall of their house to have her towed away to an emergency clinic. I just don't get it. Why? Why would she want to do that to herself and why does he do it?
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