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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:18 AM       
i think so. the starting pitchers in that game were on the same team in arizona and were very good friends. it just so happens that baltimore's pitcher made a mistake and gave up a homerun to matt laughton, causing you to lose lose LOSE LOSER!!!

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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:26 AM       


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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 11:46 AM       


I got that shirt for my friend for Christmas.

I don't take it as seriously as it may appear on this board. It's all in good fun. I just love baseball.

Except for that whole "Fuck the Cubs" thing. I really mean that.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 12:16 PM       
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 12:24 PM       
I used to really really like baseball. I don't know what happened. :/
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 12:57 PM       
You were distracted by comic books. Rekinlde your love for the game by creating a comic book about baseball.
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Old Apr 7th, 2003, 11:39 PM       
Woohoo! Another season that will start with guarded optimism, turn to false hope by July, and end in despair come September.


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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 12:31 AM       
I HATE baseball. I was over at my sister's place since last week and she watched baseball all fucking day and I had no where to go and nothing to do except sit through it. Pure torture. I used to play baseball, but goddamn watching it has to be one of the most boring things ever. I waited for the commercials to come on and fell asleep during the game

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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 12:41 AM       
Indeed, watching baseball is the goddamn pits. Even when I actually go to baseball games, I can never sit and watch the whole thing. I end up going to get ultra-expensive nachos, and then I get distracted by the $500 seat cushions in the gift shop, and one of the hundreds of televisions placed inside the stadium is playing something good, so I stop and watch it.

However, it is very fun to play baseball. But since God decided to drop several inches of white shit, that won't be happening any time soon.

Fuck you, god.
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 12:42 AM       
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I used to really really like baseball. I don't know what happened. :/
You wised up.

Baseball bores the absolute shit out of me. I don't understand how people can sit there and watch an entire game. If you're gonna watch sports shit, at least watch hockey or something instead...
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 01:10 AM       
i don't enjoy watching any sports on tv, but i enjoy the atmosphere of live games, and i love playing.
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 11:10 AM       
If you paid attention to the intricacies of the game, you'd be amazed how much more is going on than you think. Especially when you're playing. There are so many different things you have to think about all at the same time, and so many things you have to anticipate. Plus, the history is awesome. Except for the part about not letting black people play until 1947. Other than that, the game is rife with great legends, games, traditions; hundreds of colorful players and personalities...... I could literally go on for hours.

Plus, you have to admit it's not an easy sport. The pros may make it look like it's easy to hit an 85 MPH slider, but I assure you, it ain't. Pretty much anything you see in a game is a whole lot harder than it looks.

I know it's not a game for anyone with a short attention span. But, man, there's nothing in the world that gets me charged up like baseball does. If I had the choice between playing music for a living or playing baseball, I'd pick baseball.

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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 11:24 AM       
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If you paid attention to the intricacies of the game, you'd be amazed how much more is going on than you think.
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 11:45 AM       


A Philistine in our midst. :P Sorry, buddy. Baseball wins out. *exposes throat*
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 12:08 PM       
Hardly a Philstine my friend... I used to be into baseball big-time. Folllowing player stats, playing on teams, and of course collecting baseball cards like a mofo. Still, I'll be damned if I was able to sit through an entire game without wanting to end my life.

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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 12:17 PM       
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Still, I'll be damned if I was able to sit through an entire game without wanting to end my life.
Now, if you drank, you'd enjoy yourself much more.

The only reason I'd have trouble sitting through an entire game is because, by the fifth inning, I'm ready to go out and play.
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 12:48 PM       
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Now, if you drank, you'd enjoy yourself much more.
And now we see where those "intricacies" you were speaking of really come from. They're the "intricacies" that aren't really there unless you're wearing your beer goggles.
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 12:55 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 01:21 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 02:26 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 02:49 PM       
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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 03:11 PM       
My fantasy baseball teams outfielders are Barry Bonds, Sammy Sosa, and Brian Giles.

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Old Apr 8th, 2003, 03:32 PM       
I played tee-ball, I was scared of the ball. On the tee. I wasn't very good at tee-ball.
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