Dumb things I have to hear.

[FS]

OH MAN I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.

You know this one time? This guy with shady glasses and a cane and dog in a weird kinda brace or whatever, walks up to me. And asks me WHAT THE FRIGGIN TIME IS!!!!!!!! But there was a clock tower RIGHT BEHIND HIM!!!!!!! Fuck that pisses me off to no end.

But that's still nothing compared to this one time, when I went into a book store and picked up a book and went to the counter, and the clerk asked if I wanted it gift-wrapped. HELLO!!?? HELLO EINSTEIN!?!?!? IF I WANTED IT GIFT-WRAPPED, I THINK I WOULD'VE TOLD YOU, HUH?!?!?!? CHRIST ALMIGHTY!@!