Don't call it a comeback

[Les Waste]

I would give up shitting before I ever gave up drinking. I was still drunk today when I went to the store to buy come Colt 45s and smokes. Before I saw Primus I was at a friend's house who coincidentally lives like a mile from where the festival grounds were (I had drank many, many beers) and he made the mistake of producing a bottle of Jack and asking who wanted some. I then proceeded to chug. Then I chugged it again when no one was looking. Then I finished the bottle so nobody would get suspicious. Once I got to the concert (I chugged a beer on the one-mile car ride there) I made myself puke because I was full and wanted to make room for more drinking. Then of course, you know, the LSD.

Life just isn't nearly as fun if you don't have a constant slant on.