Totally totally used

[Bod]

Ha ha ha!!!

Whilst I was on holiday a 3 page hand written letter arrived from the very same prick.

Seems he's thought of me everyday and had a list of excuses for his shitty email. He said I didn't deserve the shit he gave me and that he didn't mean to be, but was pre-occupied with job hunting.

So, he says he's been checking out online my running results for races I have done and the Edinburgh Marathon. He's been checking out my MySpace too and seen that I'm in a relationship but wants to be friends again. He saw a horse riding place in Scotland he thought I would like and maybe he could take me there to say sorry? (I'm sure my bf wouldn't mind me going on holiday with an ex!!)

Oh and I must visit him at his new house in Brigton - a mere couple of hundred miles away.

I threw the letter in the bin with a great feeling of smugness and knowledge that I was right, he is a complete loon.