From : Philip Smith <ppsmith_1@yahoo.com>
Sent : Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:12 AM
To : McClain Shewman <mccshew@hotmail.com>
Subject : CONCERNING THE Sony PSP...
Dear McClain
Thanks for the mail,i hope the total cost for the
item would be $370 including the shipping cost via
usps global express mail.
Hope to read back from you
Dr.Philip
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From : McClain Shewman <mccshew@hotmail.com>
Sent : Thursday, September 21, 2006 11:43 AM
To :
ppsmith_1@yahoo.com
Subject : RE: CONCERNING THE Sony PSP...
Doc Smitty,
"i hope the total cost for the item would be $370"?
Well have I got news for you Doctor; it’ll be considerably less! How does $200 sound? LIKE A DEAL I BET! I just bet you're happy with that figure. Whew! You sure know how to drive a hard bargain.
I hate to be so bothersome, but would you please answer my previous questions about genitals and African language? I'm chomping at the bit - my innards are burning with anxiety at the prospect of having a doctor as a new business associate! (Perhaps it’s heartburn from my shrimp dip?) I mean, just think about it: You = Doctor. Me = Web Philanthropist. WE COULD RULE TEH INTRARNET!
Seriously. We should go halves on some sort of medical web venture. I'll make graphics of organs in PaintShop, and you can draft bullets on what could possibly go wrong with said organ. We can start with a penis (a personal source of diseased scorn in my life - don't worry, I'll send you that pic so you make your medical supposition). Once we’ve exploited the penis phase, we can concentrate on the taint. I can't imagine there would be a lot of problems with a taint, but hey, YOU'RE THE DOCTOR! Am I right? Eh?
This relationship gets better every second. HEY! I just had an idea... Instead of me shipping the item to you, how about I drive it over and we can sit at Starbucks with our notebooks and discuss business propositions? Should I wear slacks or jeans? Do you like grande decaf caramel macchiato? We can plot the takeover of WebMD and possibly merge our endeavor with MySpace somehow. (No correlation between our business and myspace at the moment, but with two respective geniuses' we can figure it out… Eureka: videos of knee surgery and shit like that!)
I'll ask my boss if I can have Monday off that way I can leave tomorrow after work and we can get started. Oh, and I'll give you the PSP, too. Maybe when we're rich together we can buy your friends son a frickin' ZEBRA or something wacky like that, eh?! What kid in his right mind would turn down a present zebra? A fuckin’ dumb one. Oh, I’m sorry. I don’t mean your friend’s son is dumb. Any kid who gets a PSP is smart. (DS suck, anyway. I heard it stands for ‘D*ck Suck)
What's your address? I'll mapquest it. Do you want my AIM? We can chat 'n stuff. I have a great story about what I found in a bag of Combos cheese snacks. It's great!
This is going to be awesome! Gotta' go. I have a lot of graphics to get started on.
Do you have a medical blog?
-McClain
P.S. OMG! I am sooo embarrased. Are you even a medical doctor?!
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