
Sep 27th, 2006, 10:29 AM
Okay, 'dude'.
I'm a middle aged comedy writer. I mean every word I post here, but I work the language. Take it any way you like.
You are a weiner of indeterminant age, since, like almost everything about you, you won't say, as it might confirm that you are as miuch of a crank as you appear to be. I'm voting for you to be under twenty. It woud be less sad. Life experience, Alphaboy, has it's merits. You should give it a shit and see. Dude.
"According to you, and your definitions, Horror movies, and Halloween are as much terrorism as Embassy bombings."
-Alphaboy
Absurd sophism. Horror movies would only be terrorism if the viewer was unaware they are movies (which I can easily imagine you doing) and their intent was to make you capitulate to someone elses will. Halloween? Why bother even typing that one? Were you terrified by trick or treaters as a child? Are you now? Don't waste space with stuff you know is stupid. Oh, and if you didn't know that was stupid, my apologies.
"Terrorist acts are crimes, not just a suggestion of crimes. Not all crimes are terrorism."
-Alpharainless
Hey, thanks. I was all worried stealing gum might be terrorism. I'm going to stand by my idea that genocide and slavery fit the deffinition (the dictionaries, not mine) of terrorism. Let me put this in terms you might be able to follow. Was Kristalnacht Terrorism?
"we're not going to agree on a basic understanding of the terminology."
I don't imagine we'll even discuss it if you don't say what you think it is a little more clearly than " "It's about killing by rogue organizations and guerilla armies". I gave you my deffinition and a dictionary deffinition. Go take a look at Preechs new post, deffinitions. He writes well. You have very bad habbit of saying "The fact that you don't know what I'm talking about just shows your head is up your ass."
I don't now where to look for the FBI and State Departments deffinition of Terrorism. Since you know what those are, why don't you post them? Or is it just easier to tell me my head is up my ass?
"a seething old hopalong who knows nothing but Bush bashing"
-AlphaGuppy
A seething old hopalong is good, but I was bashing Presidents before the unfortunate incident that spawned you. 'Dude'. Do you recognize my Icon? Do you think I chose it randomly?
Thanks for the history lesson. I did actually know what you are referring to, as you might have guessed from the tunnel vision remark. Your chain of causality is obsessive complusive. Did the chronological tragedies you laid out have something to do with your version of the Prime Mover, Arafat going to the White house? Without question. re you actually sayiong that none of the things that happen between your two first ***'s wouldn't have happened if Clinton had never had Arafat over for beer and skittles? The first WTC bombing happened on Clinton's watch. There was an actual trial, at least. Not hat I'd have wanted, but less empowering than jailing hundreds of people without charge. Rwanada? Couldn't agree with you more. The shameful act of a base triangulator, and a stain on the United states. Did I mention I dislike Clinton intensely? I wish like hell we'd done something since then. What's more empowering, refusing to call something genoicde, or publicly acknowledging it is and not doing anything about it? I'm not sure. I think calling a spade a spade is an improvement, I'll give points to W over Clinton on that one, but not many. And I thought state sponsored Genocide wasn't part of your deffinition of Terrorsim.
"Soviet Union collapses and we fail at making sure their nuclear arsenal doesn't wind up in the hands of rogue organizations around the world ** We aid the Taliban rebels enabling them to take power."
-Alphabawah?
The balme for loose soviet nukes is spread between Bush I, Clinton, and Bush II. We strated aiding the people who later took the name Taliban during the Carter administration and continued to aid them up until a few days before September 11.
"Oklahoma City bombing. We treat it as a homegrown incident, and settle on the McVeigh as a patsy story to put the event to bed. (The incident, along with Janet Reno's fucked response to Waco becomes the talk of the terror camps.)"
-Alphageggy
Don't go tinfoil hat on me here, Alphaboy. What do you think we should have done? Set Mcveigh on fire in the public square to show we mean bidness when it comes to Terrorism? Recinded free speech and opened up a proto Guantanamo for dirtbags that think the same kind of shit McVeigh did? Waco? HUGE fuckup. But I think Osama may have used the stationing of US troops in Saudi Arabia more effectively. Clinton shares the blame with Bush I for that one.
"Sudan offers Bin Laden to the US, and Saudi Arabia, but the US turns them down because we can't indict him in a court of law. Sudan later expels him, to Afghanistan."
-Alphaboy.
Agreed. Did I mention I really think Clinton was a bad President?
"We aid a civil war in the Congo. "
-Alphabasaidsomething real dumb.
maybe the above reference is when YOU started taking some casual interest in the story, but the timeline starts way earlier. The united sttes has a LENGTHY history of supporting strong men and thugs in civil wars and coups all over the world. Sadaam Hussein was one. The Shah of Iran. Pinochet. Repulsive, but hardly Clinton's domain alone. PLEASE tell me you're still young. If you want to talk timelines, don't you think the miserably failed rescue attempt of the Iran hostages might have had something to do with any of this? How about our lengthy and total support of the Saudi Royal family? Maybe ttrading weapons for hostages during the Reagan administration gave terrorists an idea that terrorism works. While I think W has pushed the envelope, I hardly think the story begins with him. Are you so young and full of yourself you think the story begins with Clinton and Arafat? Or are you just arguing thats the most significant event? I could see that. I wouldn't agree, but I could see it. I think Clinton fucked up a lot. I just think W has fucked up way more, and again, while you may not agree, it's hardly a bizarre point of view confined solely to seething old Hopalongs like me, 'Dude'.
"So let's refresh - Al Qaeda came into prominance during the Clinton era. The Taliban were formed during the Clinton era. Arafat, considered the grandfather of terrorism, by some, was elevated to world leader diplomacy status during the Clinton era. Killing sprees, and oppressive regimes thrived under the Clinton administrations close watch. ....and it goes on and on."
-Alphabonghit
Okay, for the sake of argument, I won't even quarrel with your wording. I mentioned I'm not much of a Clinton Fan, right? Don't like his wife, either. Al Quaeda was born under Bush I out of unforseen blowback from Gulf War I. The Taliban are a product of the CIA and Pakistan and are direct result of policies dating back to the Carter administration. Killing Sprees and oppressive regimes have thrived under, been allies of and sometimes funded by the Unitd states under every single President since our opinion mattered on a global scale, and continue to. If you see a statistically significant uptick under Clinton, you should study the administrations of particularly Johnson, Nixon and Reagan. I'm not out on any wierd lft wing amewrica hating limb here. Detene under Nixon and Real Politik under Bush I were all about choosing which bastards were the most advantageous to hook up with. And then there's Reagans south American adventures and Iran/Conta. I know all that stuff happened before W came along for me to hate enough to pay attention to the world, so I must not know anything about it, but I seem to recall it happening.
"Clinton still takes the cake, and as bad as GW might be, he inherited the situation, didn't create it."
-Alphabunghole
Clinton didn't exactly inherit a blank slate. He failed to solve the problem and it got worse. W took the problem and engaged us in a war which has lasted longer then WWII with someone who was a bastard, but not the enemy, has failed to catch Bin Laden or Mullah Omar or eliminate the Taliban (I think it's pretty empowering to pull off 9/11 and get away with it alive. I think it's probably the single most empowering thing that's ever happened for our serious enemies) and whos occupation of Iraq, percieved crusader mentality, and use of kidnapping and torture I personally think, have radicalized far more people than anything Clinton did. Two arguable opinions. Not the truth vs. a ranting middle aged guy or even a horrid little internet weiner Vs. the Truth.
So 'BWAHAHAHAHA', 'Dude'. Here's another phrase from your teenage lexicon. 'Get over yourself.'
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