Comedy ethics

[mburbank]

That's a swell angle, Vince, but unconvincing.

See, unless I'm mistaken, there's isn't anyone here "worth enough to think out a good insult." (GOD, I love the way you write! 'Think out'! You're priceless!)

So you won't ever write anything funny here, or a good insult , or more than a few complete sentences.

Since the only way we 'experience' you is through your posts, that means that despite your schoolboy boasting, you won't even back up anything you've said about yourself. You'll continue, supposedly due to our lack of worth, to continue to post like an unfunny, English as a Second Language Student.

Come one, Vince. I challenge you. This won't be anywhere near as hard as your imaginary submarine letter. Write something funny in English. It doesn't have to be about me, it could be about anything!
Unless of course your roomate through away your brain the lat tim he was cleaning.