NEW FEATURE: "JONES SODA HOLIDAY PACK AND DESSERT!"

[Chojin]

Srsly, Re, keep on keepin' on doing these things. I see you quickly becoming the token female cast member, as seen on such shows as MadTV and Saturday Night Live, pre-horrible embarassment. You provide PIZAZZ.

And the fact that y'all got farked should say something, not that the dickless idiots that frequent the site didn't like the article. You should also know by now that internet boys razz the girls as part of their colloquial mating ritual.

Did you write your own lines for that or did Rog do it all or was there some sort of accord