the internet

[Misdemonar]

i once had a relationship with the internet.
it didn't work out

[MetalMilitia]

But atleast you tried to make a connection

[Emu]

You shouldn't put your life on the line

[Mystie]

I once went on a date with a guy I met on MySpace. His dog ate a hole in my pants.

[DuFresne]

Was there not already one? :hahamefunnyhehe

[thebiggameover]

man , this thread could have gone places....

[DuFresne]

No it couldn't

[MetalMilitia]

Did you meet through a network of friends?

[RectalWart]

Most likely they met through a network of internet whores.

I'd like to find that network of internet whores.

[DuFresne]

I think yer on one

[thebiggameover]

Mystie, DuFresne, and RectalWart fucked up this thread. but mostly Mystie.....

[RectalWart]

Not much of a thread to fuck up, but thanks for giving me at least partial credit.

[MetalMilitia]

You are very disconnected from the real world Misdemonar

added: These puns certainly can't get any worse

[EisigerBiskuit]

This is so heart warming and teary, :( i hat you internet

[Misdemonar]

I had to go home ;( I wanted to maximize my relationship

[Emu]

Going back too soon might result in an error.

[noob3]

if anything mystie made this thread 100x better then it could have ever been