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Dr. Boogie · #26

I vote that you do absolutely nothing and just pretend that the problem can't be solved.

Preechr · #27

Yeah, seriously... All drummers are homosexual. Run with it.

noob3 · #28

dude just make the drummer live in the living room with is drum kit and then he will be practicing all day instead of masturbating in the privacy of closed doors

so the new guy will come in and pay rent

the drummer will be practicing all day

and then your band will hit it big and u wont have to pay rent anymore except on ur jet skis which u will be riding in the tropics

(but only if u dont want to buy them)

zeldasbiggestfan · #29

Threaten to break his drums. That should make the little drummer boy cry and get the hell out. Or you know. Call the cops. Thatd work too.

Chojin · #30

You are aware that if you call the police, you'll still need to throw his shit out and change the locks, right?

The police don't just show up in a souped-up SWAT U-Haul to take his shit away for you.

ArrowX · #31

get him to sleep on the couch then in the middle of the night wrap him in the blankets and throw him out onto the lawn, and tell him to pick up his shit when he finds somewhere to live.

the_dudefather · #32

i used to have a flatmate like that, he would never pay rent, bills and by the time he left he owed a couple of hundred quid to his ex-girlfriend and one of my other flatmates (never got a penny off me, luckily)

the worst part was he would still buy expensive or useless shit despite owing money to other people, and every time we told him about a new bill/threat from landlord or whatever he would turn it about as if we were the ones doing him wrong.

he eventually moved on and joined the navy, and his dad had to pay us the owed back rent. he still owes my flatmate cash, but he shrugs it off whenever he is asked about it, just before bragging that he is getting a HD-TV and a PS3 soon.

in a word, he was an ass.

RectalWart · #33

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Originally Posted by Chojin

a souped-up SWAT U-Haul

Oh man, I was having this mental picture of a bunch of SWAT guys suited up and toting weapons jumping out of the back of a U-Haul truck, saying "hup hup hup".

Milk shot right out of my nose. And I wasn't even drinking milk.

kahljorn · #34

you guys should start stealing/pawning things. that would've been great for the dudefather story.

WHERE'D MY NEW HDTV GO? WHAT I OWED YOU MONEY THAT'S NO EXCUSE FOR WASTING MY MONEY. Seriously people like that deserve to be stolen from.

thebiggameover · #35

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Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

Threaten to break his drums.

he dosent have drums. he uses other peoples......

he gets till next weekend. then we beat the JESUS out of him, and keep his shit. so its his call now....

kahljorn · #36

he seems like the kind of person who would call the police onto his side because from my experience usually the most selfish prickish people are always going to be the ones who call the cops to fuck people over even if they themselves are in the wrong.

Angryhydralisk · #37

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Originally Posted by thebiggameover

ps. the guy is a junkie so i think the cop route is the way to go....

But what if they bring NARCS?

executioneer · #38

then they'll prob. blow him up with a rocket or run him over in a porsche

MetalMilitia · #39

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Originally Posted by Dr. Boogie

I vote that you do absolutely nothing and just pretend that the problem can't be solved.

The story of my life

thebiggameover · #40

so we told him we were changing the locks on tuesday. he did beleave us, untill head roommate dude came home with a new deadbolt today. now im in my new room, and dirtbag ass is GONE!!!!

Angryhydralisk · #41

Awesome!

Grislygus · #42

Wait a minute...

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Originally Posted by thebiggameover

so we told him we were changing the locks on tuesday. he did beleave us, untill head roommate dude came home with a new deadbolt today. now im in my new room, and dirtbag ass is GONE!!!!

Much better.