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Old Dec 3rd, 2006, 08:32 PM        Hers a video of me
BREAKING NEWS: JIXBY PHILLIPS RELEASES A NEW YOUTUBE VIDEO

The popular streaming video website has been abuzz with a new addition to Luke Maxwell's (aka Jixby Phillips) personal account; a brand new video featuring him filming an unfunny jerk doing a comedy monologue at a party in a spanish accent

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfITUQAx2Zc

Theres like a minute and a half at the begining that really should have been cut out but editing video is hard so DEAL WITH IT
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Old Dec 3rd, 2006, 08:49 PM       
I hereby propose that all emotes on this site are replaced with stills from that video.

The guy talking seemed like a total cock but your reactions where absolutely hilarious. Great stuff.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2006, 08:50 PM       
I like how he assumes that this video will be on television.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2006, 10:07 PM       
So is this the guy that flips the burgers at Tommie's? The one downtown LA , mang??
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Old Dec 3rd, 2006, 10:47 PM       
For some reason my computer will not play audio for videos embedded onto websites, so I can not fully enjoy this video :<.
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Old Dec 3rd, 2006, 11:21 PM       
I enjoyed your reactions Jixby, but goddamn, having to listen to that annoying guy almost wasn't worth it. Almost.
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 04:54 AM       
BREAKING NEWS:

I spoke to my friend andrew, who revealed that the people who were encouraging him goinog "YEAH TELL THE STORY!' were ALSO making fun of him

other thing that happened that night: The party took place at my friend andrew's house, right? so he kicks everyone out, and goes to bed (he lets me hang back a while because we are super pals), and who shows up, but that jerk. Andrew doesn't even know this person, it should be noted. The guy comes in and sits on the couch, seemingly oblivous to the fact that everyone else is gone. He's still in party mode all like "HEY WHATS GOING ON GUYS HAHA!" Andrew tells him he's gotta go, because he wants to go to bed. The dink gets all pissy. "why can't I just chill here, what you think I'm gonna rob you or something?" Andrew tells him again he's gotta go. The jerk leaves, pouting, cursing Andrew out: "you're fucked up dude, seriously"
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 09:46 AM       
If someone could edit it with just Jixby's reaction would be great...
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 11:25 AM       
He is right, though, your face has the capacity to be completely hilarious. You could be a TV personality :O
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 12:14 PM       
Grow bushy eyebrows and become the next John Belushi.
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 12:23 PM       
Well, there'll be just NO living with Jix now.
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Old Dec 4th, 2006, 05:02 PM       
There's a guy like that at every party, but I must say, that one looks like he could be their king or something. Really fucking annoying.
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Old Dec 8th, 2006, 01:20 AM       
MORE - heres me playing IMPRESSED/NOT IMPRESSED (a game invented by GADZOOKS)

not as funny as the other thing but its MORE ME, that i can promise:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WU_UCUz3zdU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkcRkOfj4Cs
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Old Dec 8th, 2006, 01:26 AM       
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 02:26 PM       
It's like if Dane Cook and Carlos Mencia had an even more profoundly retarded child.
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Old Dec 9th, 2006, 02:46 PM       
The fist video was better but it was enlighteneing to know your views on such topics as; microwaves and the phrase 'fo' shizzle'.
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 01:59 AM       
My Secret Santa tings, if you haven't seen them in the thread:

Spengler's Presents #1 MEET SPENGLER
Spengler's Presents #2 SILLY PUTTY AND WAX LIPS
Spengler's Presents #3 ALIEN DROOL AND ELVIS CARDS
Spengler's Presents #4 SMOKES and BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN SPOILERS
Spengler's Presents #5 CHRISTMAS WITH ROSIE

There's one more part to come but it'll be a warp-up kinda thing and not have a whole lotta funny
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 03:31 AM       
Hey fellow I-mockers, it's true I had a teacher that was a big fan of Egon. He never really mentioned anything else about Ghostbusters but every once in a while he would work in a reference to Egon. He seemed to be just a big Egon fan. Can you believe it?
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 07:15 AM       
I beg your pardon?
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Old Dec 10th, 2006, 10:05 AM       
Thank you, Kon.



A big...fan...of Egon. Heh heh heeeh.
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 09:09 AM       
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 11:17 AM       
Those secre5t santa videos were hilarious. Best christmas season for comedy ever, perhaps?
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Old Dec 11th, 2006, 01:05 PM       


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Old Dec 13th, 2006, 05:08 AM       
That was a picture of the dell guy, by the way

remember him? Ben Curtis? wreck was a big fan

Spengler's Presents #6:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3jETfzv8KQ

COMING SOON:
-Videos of my last night at Subway from over a year ago! (I've lost a little weight since then so don't freak!)
-Videos of me and my pals at Black Bear Diner telling stories and i dont know just being pals!
-Two girls I know having a milk-drinking contest and puking! (IF YOU LIKE JACKASS and GIRLS but DONT like GIRLS BEHAVING BADLY because it lacks me making comments from behind the camera LIKE IT SHOULD, then this will be for you!)
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