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Old Feb 22nd, 2007, 10:31 PM       
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an old hunk of pop-tart (cherry...frosted) with lint stuck on it, a bastard file, your (insert adornment, body part, orifice here) stuck to my tongue, a bottle of really good bourdon mixed with grape cool-ade....with no sugar, David Hasselhoff crooning in the distance,
stars wars blaring in the background, a bottle of zima laced with cystal light, your (prominent body part) in the palm of my warm oiled hand, a doubled corrupt file, a piece of bait with a tire attached.
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Old Feb 23rd, 2007, 08:36 AM       
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stars wars blaring in the background, a bottle of zima laced with cystal light, your (prominent body part) in the palm of my warm oiled hand, a doubled corrupt file, a piece of bait with a tire attached.
"Star Trek, the next generation" playing softly on a broken black and white "little princess" television, a container of banana flavored protein mixed with warm Dixie Beer, your ( sensitive body part and or parts) between my fingers, a moldy, wet towel, and hard piece of cheese with green, fuzzy spots on it.
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