Captain America News :-(

[Geggy]

Captain america's death is symbolic and couldn't have come at the right time because he dies along with this country as it's been going down in the shitter lately.

The terrorists have truly won.

[Protoclown]

Yeah, Captain America was shot by a sniper named Crossbones, but that's not what actually killed him. What killed him is that afterwards, he was shot by his former girlfriend, an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. who was given a post-hypnotic suggestion by Dr. Faustus, and she shot him point-blank in the gut three times with her handgun, in the middle of a crowd of people, and nobody saw her do it. He died in the ambulance on the way to the hospital, and afterward Red Skull's daughter made her remember that she shot Captain America by using a trigger word, and she was all like "OMG NOOOOOoooooo". Fucking retarded.

And yeah, Aunt May is probably gonna bite it in the next Amazing Spider-Man, which comes out next week, I think. Why Spidey doesn't throttle Tony Stark to death is a mystery to me.

[JohhnyDamage]

Originally Posted by Protoclown

Why Spidey doesn't throttle Tony Stark to death is a mystery to me.

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I heard that Aunt May will die soon, and after the death of Captain America and Aunt May, he links both of them on Stark being the main root. Setting the stage for a Spidey/Iron Man brawl.

I'm more excited about the first fight rumored to happen between Hulk and the X-Men coming up during 'World War Hulk' this summer.

[Zomboid]

Originally Posted by JohhnyDamage

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I heard that Aunt May will die soon, and after the death of Captain America and Aunt May, he links both of them on Stark being the main root. Setting the stage for a Spidey/Iron Man brawl.

I'm more excited about the first fight rumored to happen between Hulk and the X-Men coming up during 'World War Hulk' this summer.

I think it'll take more than the x-men to bring him down.

[Protoclown]

All it will take to bring him down is for Iron Man to fly up to him and be like "HULK YOU HAVE TO REGISTER" and then Hulk will be like "Okay "

[mburbank]

He'll go

"HULK IS THE MOST OKAY THERE IS!"

[JohhnyDamage]

Originally Posted by mburbank

He'll go

"HULK IS THE MOST OKAY THERE IS!"

HULK EMOTIONALLY VULNERABLE!!! HULK NEED TO TALK IT OUT!!!

Superman's only died once that I remember, but DC continuity isn't really something I'd like to bet money on. They have a record of going all over the place.

I just want to see the Hulk steamroll the new X-Men lineup. Then if you want to see the Hulk/Iron Man prediction, pick up the old "What If? Hulk Went Berserk". Classic piece of reading there. Iron Man and Hulk fistfight, with hilarious results.