Question:

[CaptainBubba]

Pretend like you are really really drunk and take her home and get your game on real good you know how we play son now when you are in your zone you have got your swerviest swerve on here is what you do friend because you see she thinks you are drunk so here in lies the cleverness of this plan you will hit her in the back of her skull with a sock filled with soap and her gross butthole is yours good luck buddy.