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James · #1

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Cosmo Electrolux · #2

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Originally Posted by James

Do you edit your posts just so you can add in these little clever taglines?

Really, I just want you to stop posting in this thread. You've already made a lot of us uncomfortable by encouraging Terra into making even more posts, and then you ruined a perfectly good game of D&D, and now you're just flat-out upsetting people with your rape fantasies. Enough is enough.

If you continue to post in this thread, I'll have to take action and put a stop to it. You have been warned.

And don't make another thread like this. Just keep your erotic adventures with Terra between yourselves in AIM, or if you must, PMs. Just please stop subjecting us all to the thought you you and Terra hooking up.

Wow...internet threats from a borderline retard that lives in his parents basement. Go ahead, James. Take action.

Terra · #3

you know james, i don't care to be banned anymore since there are no cookies in ban-land!!

cos and i will be toning it down around here. we are good friends and have nothing but complete respect for each other. we have no romantic liason going on between the two of us and having said that, i'll add that cos is a really great guy that actually gets out of the house and dates. other ladies. and unlike you, he has a life outside of the internet in which he plays a vital role. he is a proactive, contributing member of society and the father of two beautiful children that he adores and whom adore him as well.

now you know me, james. i'm a trashy sleaze that will hook up with any guy that abuses me on an internet forum. i'll have phone sex with complete strangers, particularly with guys that constantly ask me what i'm wearing and i'll happily fornicate with small rodents carrying rabies. i get the shits and giggles every time a swarm of ants crawl up and down my ass. i have absolutely no redeeming value in society except to smoke cigarettes, trim my beard once every ten years, braid my pubic hair (the part that wasn't shaved on one side), collect welfare and dash off to doha to fuck a camel.

i would like to thank you for your jealous outburst.

oh. one more thing.

what are YOU wearing today?

SAVING ROLL

James · #4

Fine, you win. :/

I'm a pathetic virgin who lives with his parents who can't get anyone to give a shit about him, and I'm better off just killing myself instead of trying to live this worthless life the best I know how. There, I said it. You're absolutely right on all fronts, Cosmo.

You're a better person than I am, and I'll never be able to change what I am, and I'll never be able to be happy with what I have. So fuck it all. You win, I'm a loser.

Lenor · #5

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Originally Posted by James

Fine, you win. :/

I'm a pathetic virgin who lives with his parents who can't get anyone to give a shit about him, and I'm better off just killing myself instead of trying to live this worthless life the best I know how. There, I said it. You're absolutely right on all fronts, Cosmo.

You're a better person than I am, and I'll never be able to change what I am, and I'll never be able to be happy with what I have. So fuck it all. You win, I'm a loser.

cosmo's a fucking prick.