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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 03:52 PM       
I must have this game. I've never laughed so hard in my life.
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Old Apr 20th, 2003, 07:59 PM       
I take it you tried out the demo McClain?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2003, 04:09 AM       
What a dork, no wonder he kills people
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 08:40 PM       
I heard Gary Coleman is the new Postal guy. I saw some pics in the newest game informer.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 08:52 PM       
he is in the game. he is not the postal guy. stupid.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 08:55 PM       
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 09:02 PM       
Well how the hell should I know that. It looked like he was.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 09:04 PM       
That's even better. I bet everybody would want to kill a midget black guy! And no I'm not racist.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 09:10 PM       
Fucking racist, get our of here with your hatred! I-Mockery is no place for racial slurs and ethnic name calling! GET OUT.
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Old Apr 24th, 2003, 10:31 PM       
Yeah Rog. I downloaded the demo. And I swear to god it wasn't even three weeks ago when I was complaining that video games aren't graphic enough. There was so much more I wanted to do than what could be done in GTA, and I didn't care for the gameplay on the first Postal. It was fun, but the Unreal engine has made Postal 2 ten times better.
I laugh my ass off every time I play. My brother had me in tears because he:
1) Pissed on the bartender, causing him to puke.
2) Randomly kicked him in the face and doused him with gasoline
3) Pissed on him again to ensure he was still puking
4) Lit him on fire while he was puking
5) Sliced off his head with the shovel then pissed on his smoldering corpse
6) Kicked his head out in the street
7) Lined up two severed heads and kicked them down the hill at the same time to see if the man or woman head would go the distance.

This game spells out F-U-N!
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 11:05 AM       
Try throwing a doggie treat to the fireplace of the house with the pitbull fun for max hilarity.
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 12:32 PM       
And just think, when they release the multiplayer patch, you'll be able to play Severed Head Soccer



Say, that's actually not a bad idea for a game! I must get to work on this immediately!

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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 12:49 PM       
No cheats sections will tell you this, but in order to desactivate slomo mode, just type out slomo 1.
I played Deus Ex before and it's almost the same thing.
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 01:53 PM       
They are doing multiplayer??? that could be so much fucking fun.
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 02:48 PM       
I remember the multiplayer feature of Blood had a soccer stage, where you could kick around a zombie's head after killing him properly. But the head would splatter apart after a while.

I really want to play this game, but I need a serious upgrade to my system first.
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Old Apr 25th, 2003, 11:10 PM       
Yeah I would get postal 2 but my computer is really shitty from my brother downloading so much music, movies, games etc.
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 02:08 PM       
Cool little news bit, Postal 2 has been the #1 selling PC game at both Gamestop and Electronics Boutique since it was released. Hope you guys are gonna be sending in some good entries soon, we've had a lot of entries already, but nothing has really impressed me so far. Considering these are damned good prizes, I hope to see some strong efforts soon. There's about 20 days left to enter!
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Old Apr 30th, 2003, 02:12 PM       
I was going to do two entries, but I won't have time to finish either. :/
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Old May 2nd, 2003, 12:06 PM       
So do somethin else that won't take up as much time. A full 30 days to turn in a decent entry of some sort is enough time for anyone... that's why I always give people so much time.
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Old May 13th, 2003, 02:10 AM       
Looks interesting. I'll enter.
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Old May 13th, 2003, 12:06 PM       
Cool, just remember you've got 7 days left to enter.

CONTEST ENDS MAY 20TH!!!
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Old May 13th, 2003, 06:13 PM       
I like the suicide thing. Its funny as hell.

I killed gary coleman. Im proud
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Old May 17th, 2003, 12:06 AM       
The contest is almost over, you've got a few days left to get your entries turned in! Send 'em in ASAP!
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Old May 17th, 2003, 01:01 AM       
I'm sending mine in as soon as I find my drawing pen to ink it. I don't know if I should kill Ninja Gaiden or kill Powdered Toast Man with the help of Pickleman.
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Old May 19th, 2003, 11:24 PM       
Will I be able to submit my entree on my 20th? its 11:35pm where I live and i'm not done yet I need sleep, but I also must goto school so i wont get home till after 2:30 pm US eastern time and it my take me an hour or so to finish up will i still be able to enter?
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