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Perndog Perndog is offline
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Old Jul 4th, 2007, 09:03 AM       
FUCK it's not that big a deal just call him right now, make plans, and don't talk to him until your date. Then go on the date, and before it's over, make plans to meet again. REPEAT UNTIL SEX OCCURS.
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Old Jul 4th, 2007, 11:20 AM       
I did fucker!
What did you mean by "until sex occurs."
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Old Jul 4th, 2007, 12:06 PM       
I mean that when sex occurs you obviously know where things stand and your question has been fully answered.
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Old Jul 4th, 2007, 01:27 PM       
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I did fucker!
What did you mean by "until sex occurs."
Then get pregnant, marry him, get the kid (or more than one), wait until he acquired a good income (and house perferably), then make him miserably, then divorce him, then get 1/2 of what he has acquired, then meet someone else and start all over again. In short, LIVE life!
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Old Jul 5th, 2007, 11:43 PM       
Wow, I can tell you have been damaged by "life"
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Old Jul 7th, 2007, 12:27 AM       
someone is a little bitter....I mean besides me.
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