I'm going to take her sigs advice and drink till she's pretty and then punch her in the face. In case that fails, and it will since there's like 17 chins to wobble my fist through I'll resort to making internet insults at poorly framed photograph avatars.
Then I will say, "Hey Fatty-Boom-Ba-Latty!", and finally sever myself from reality at the sheer 'awesomness' that her random post has become; a site of Chojin powerness, nay a focai of mediator and mod power, turning like a sleepy god awoke on the ley lines of my interbutt e-penis.
Wiggle my fish!
