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Terra · #1

IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CREDIT CARDS YOU PRICK!

CaptainBubba · #2

The truth is that girls don't like actual sex. They only like the idea of sex, and when you are having sex with them its best to hype up the fact that they are having sex by saying things like "hey, I am fucking you" and this will remind them that they are having sex and they will love it. You don't even have to technically be inside of them, much less have a big penis. As long as they believe in their heart of hearts that they are having sex it will be so good to them.

If you have a small penis and depend on having sex to remind them you are having sex with them then you will fail.

Also if you have a big penis it is awesome because they cannot forget there is a penis inside of them because it is large so yea it is easier at least to be good at sex with a big one.

But still you don't even have to have a penis to have "really awesome sex" you could just have like a nub but you gotta talk up the nub like a pro-wrestler and be all 'you ready for this nub, you slut?"

DeadKennedys · #3

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Originally Posted by CaptainBubba

They only like the idea of sex, and when you are having sex with them its best to hype up the fact that they are having sex by saying things like "hey, I am fucking you" and this will remind them that they are having sex and they will love it.

Oh yeah, you're screwing me! Cool!