Sleep deprivation

[Sethomas]

It's easy! I woke up and went to work around noon yesterday, then hit up the bars and these hot chicks whom I drove home because their apartment was far far away had me drive them home. But the drunk one forgot her purse and keys, so I had to turn around! And then they told me that it was necessary that I eat breakfast with them at Denny's, so I figured if I fell asleep I would miss out on that chance because I wouldn't wake up in time. So I wrote letters for a few hours, did laundry, rocked out with my genitalia exposed (to paraphrase a popular phrase), then went to the post office. I called them and they were like "SHIT WE HAVE TO BE IN BROAD RIPPLE (a villiage in Indianapolis about 1 hour 30 minutes north of here) IN AN HOUR", so no denny's with the lasses. But I gave them my email address and I came home to find them wanting to be myspace friends! Then I went to work where sleep wasn't an option, and I was really paranoid that I'd have an unbalanced till. I was a dime off! But, it turned out I was a dime off because my vision was too blurred to count the dimes properly, and the till was balanced!