i can't get a job :x

[noob3]

i got my tickets paid so i'm going to apply at a couple valet places, and maybe something stupid lke a pizza place. at least then i can get high on the job & rock the fuck out

[CaptainBubba]

Put that on the application

[Angryhydralisk]

If you got a driver's licence, you could always shoot for forklift driver on UPS. Simply put, once you hit the union, you'd have to work to get fired.