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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 12:00 PM       
I dunno about you guys but as long as I see tits I'm sold
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 04:04 PM       
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 04:47 PM       
im gonna ask him for a remake of killer clowns from outer space or maybe a sequel
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 09:25 PM       
Why doesn't he just remake Night Of The Living Dead and get it over with.
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 10:22 PM       
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Who remade Re-Animator?


And Dead Heat was great. The part where Treat Williams gets "attacked" by liver was just like one of those scenes from Police Squad! where someone threw a wig at Leslie Neilson and he clutched it to his face and screamed.
Sorry, poorly worded on my part - Re-Animator has yet to be remade. I just meant that I miss the black humour that a lot of 80s horror flicks had. Another one I love is Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, where Leatherface is more of a goofy, horny weirdo than a menacing killing machine.
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 10:25 PM       
I remember walking around the Horror section at Media Play and seeing all sorts of brilliant movies, especially The Stuff, CHUD, and The Ice Cream Man.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uf68eENx7IA

Clint Howard's a creepy looking dude.
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 10:35 PM       
He should just make one big pile of shit movie that reveals angry psychotic white trash and tits were behind all of the greatest horror moments, and then at the end when everyone is killing each other and fucking and Sheri Moon is going down on Frankenstein and the Wolfman while their father drinks bourbon and screams at them the trailer can open up into an unbelievable display of lights and sounds as it begins to lift them all into the night sky all while Bela Lugosi's Dead is reaching a glorious crescendo. Finally it ends with Robert Englund waking up in a cold sweat and clutching his face as he realizes IT WAS ONLY A NIGHTMARE.
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 10:37 PM       
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I remember walking around the Horror section at Media Play and seeing all sorts of brilliant movies, especially The Stuff, CHUD, and The Ice Cream Man.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=uf68eENx7IA

Clint Howard's a creepy looking dude.
I love the Home Alone soundtrack.
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Old Nov 10th, 2007, 10:49 PM       
That trailer had "Roger Corman" written all over it.
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Old Nov 11th, 2007, 12:59 PM       
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someone threw a wig at Leslie Neilson and he clutched it to his face and screamed.
Replace "wig" with "pillow" and you also get a scene in The Naked Gun!
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 12:52 AM       
Then replace "threw" in the original quote with "ejaculate" and then replace "The Naked Gun" with "Jurassic Park" and you'll have a surreal mental image with no real basis in reality!
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 01:10 AM       
Might as well replace "then" with "than", "threw" with "through", and "real" with "reel" to make it even more so convoluted.
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Old Nov 12th, 2007, 01:59 AM       
It's like a corruption of Mad Libs!
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