Why do people assume that to experience the true unadulterated flavor of life that that includes being a fucking dumbass? Life is only what you make of it, and if you make a painful experience of it on purpose, that just makes you a masochist, not a profound sage on the road of life.
Amen to that. What "stories" is that idiot going to get from chewing tobacco? I imagine it'll be hard to tell them after they snip out his tongue.
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