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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 06:41 PM       
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Also I want to say "I'M SORRY" for my pictures being all blurry, but I am a notoriously terrible picture taker. Just think of them all as action shots.
Don't worry about it man, some cameras are pretty bad at taking close-ups of smaller items, I know how it goes. I was still able to see everything in your pics, so they weren't that bad.
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 07:41 PM       
MarioRPG with the deadlines yeah yes yeah. Ok, so originally I was going to just post the pictures and be like this stuff is cool, k? But then I realized it was late and the people deserved a story, so I whipped this mother up.

I awoke on a dull December night, only to be blinded by a camera flash light
(Yeah, I'm not going to rhyme anymore).


I grabbed my Christmas cap, which I often wear after a nap (DAMNIT).


I was quite sad you see, for my present less self had the right to be.


But what did I hear, but a knock most queer (lol queer)


Twas but postman Jack, with a box from his pack.


A box of joys...


...By which I mean TOYS!


I splayed them out for all to view, I figured I would owe it to you.


I played with the goo what a squish it would make...


But touching it to skin was a bad mistake.


I looked around and no toys did I see, were they in the box, waiting for me?


Away to the computer I went like a flash, to yell at JTP for wasting his cash.


Alas, the toys had a mind of their own...


...With plenty of backup guarding the phone.


As it turned my back, I heard doors close with a smack.



Why it was a sheep and a thing, with me to do their bidd-ing (sorry).


"We will kill you if you do not comply!" So what did could I do... Wink with my eye?!?
"Eat the sourest candy (from fall), after that you will be done with this all"


My power was instantly sapped, and I felt angered... my sheep yelled back:


"After all was said and done, we will now tag you and have won"


"Why would you do this?" I asked much pissed.


I was offered not another demand, but with a large magnetic "hand".


"NO!" I screamed, for my robotic brain would be creamed.


But what could I do, without a weapon or two...


I recalled dear old JTP, gave the most odd present to me:


POP-ROCKS to make a makeshift bomb, whould've thunk it to be there all along?


I gave the bomb a mighty toss, and with that I knew all was lost...


I do not recall what happened then, but I guess I'll never see them again.


I looked to my lamp with a new-found glee...


...It really spruced up my scene of nativity!




P.S
JTP also sent me his brain, which in a jar I shall have it remain.


---Merry Christmas everyone! I'm surprised rhyming was this easy and fun!!!---
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 09:04 PM       
Haha great rhyming story, MarioRPG... I loved that they tagged you. Now you're their bitch... FOREVER. That was a hell of a nice haul too. Really cool of you to send out all that stuff JTP.
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Old Dec 20th, 2007, 11:00 PM       
Dec 5th: I am excited and already checking the mailbox for my gift.



Dec 13th: I am still hopeful that my gift will come soon.



Dec 19th: Secret Santa picks are due TOMORROW and I GOT NUTTIN!



Later that night...

Look what the mailman brought me...


Secret. Santa. Secret. Santa. HORRAY!

Lets see what I gots!



A note:


Oh how drrrrrrreamy


First a dvd "Sleazy Slashers":



Second a "Jerry Tyler's Wrecker" hat:

Perfect.


Aww yeah feelin at home already.


Santa's Butt (Doopa) Winter Porter. HELL YEAH BOY


And I must say, quite a butt it is indeed.

What a lovely evening. Thanks MATTJACK. HELL YEAH BOY!




And that's what we call cutting it close. Boy shipped that overnight fancy polar bear express and I appreciate it. Christmas wasn't ruined after all!
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