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Old Jan 18th, 2008, 02:59 AM        Marry me Cyborg
I was just watching Colbert Report and I'm glad Zappa can't see this. Peoplw are preparing for relationships/love with robots.

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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 01:47 AM       
I'm pretty sure the last girl I dated is a robot. Wait.. she doesn't have quite enough personality to be a robot.
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 01:50 AM       
I bet it was the Gay Bob model.
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 02:00 AM       
Yeah you caught me. I love dating gay gender indiscriminate semi-animated objects. I'm going to take my blender to Red Lobster for some cheddar biscuits tomorrow.
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 02:12 AM       
fifty bucks, please
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Old Jan 19th, 2008, 02:21 AM       
Toasters have more slits.
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 01:10 AM       
I once had a fling with a gay blender named Li
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Old Mar 14th, 2008, 08:13 AM       
The golden shower must have shorted out his master circuit..he's....he's.....oh, my god! I must have pluked him.....hey!....to death!.....hey!
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Old Mar 15th, 2008, 07:50 AM       
Is butt plug any good?
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Old Mar 15th, 2008, 03:14 PM       
what the fuck is even going on in this thread
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Old Mar 16th, 2008, 02:37 PM       
Robot orgy. Run away.
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